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My soup is 100% Ranch FREE, which is why when you buy it I include FREE Ranch. (Ranch sold separately.)

2019/08/282019/08/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Have you ever considered using used shoes as soup bowls? If it sounds gross, wait until you smell it! But don’t wait too long, because by that time it will be cold and I may no longer have it ON SALE!

2019/03/222019/03/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Liquid xylophone music with a hint of saxophone is too exotic and sexy to taste test right now. I’ll have to wait until the world is ready for that level of experiential retail, but once it goes live, after the samples get canned, I predict a baby boom.

2019/02/132019/02/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I make Winter Soup. It’s frozen, and it comes on a stick, so you can lick it like a popsicle. It comes in two flavors: Yummy and Extra Yummy. (Warning: It may be dangerous to try tasting Soup Popsicles anally.)

2018/07/292018/07/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When The Government offers you Dirt Soup, not only is it FREE, but you have to pay for it. Oh, and you are the one who made it.

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I love cans of soup, but never in my life have I had a can quite like Campbell’s.

The tin was exquisite, and the soup itself tasted almost as metallic.

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