My favorite song is With Or Without You. That’s also how I dance.

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I’m such a good dancer that I make marble statues look fluid. The only thing I do with more enthusiasm is VOTE.

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I make serious memes for serious people. I also make other things, including money, and everything is FOR SALE. Everything MUST GO.

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Of course, I’m open to seasoning my Duck Soup with other sounds, like Track # 3 from U2’s classic 1987 hit album “The Joshua Tree.” Though I might have to charge an additional $19.95 for such an exotic flavor.

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The best wave machine is a hurricane, and one time in high school I skipped classes to go surfing in one. As I was tumbling on the ocean floor while my lungs were screeching like a scratchy Beastie Boys song, I thought, “Hey, maybe math class wouldn’t be so bad right now.”

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A bar of soap on a stick is a lollipop of sorts—if your kid has a filthy mouth. If your son ever says something like, “Taxes are the price we pay to live in a civilized society,” you should wash his mouth out immediately.

2020/01/242020/01/24 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If history repeats itself, endlessly looping, then what better way to record and display the data than in GIF format? A song’s chorus is the hook that snags a listener’s fish-like ears. People respond favorably to repetition. People respond favorably to repetition.

2019/12/072019/12/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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This is 100% true, in a CNN sense of the word.

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When I get married, I think I am going to invite the trees of The Ozarks to my wedding, because it will be wonderful on my Day of Love to be surrounded by so many of my dancing students.

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The only thing better than cake is more cake. Also, the only thing better than Cake is more Cake. My advice is to try both at the same time, and then try some more.

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My favorite song is With Or Without You. That’s also how I dance.

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I’m such a good dancer that I make marble statues look fluid. The only thing I do with more enthusiasm is VOTE.

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I make serious memes for serious people. I also make other things, including money, and everything is FOR SALE. Everything MUST GO.

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Of course, I’m open to seasoning my Duck Soup with other sounds, like Track # 3 from U2’s classic 1987 hit album “The Joshua Tree.” Though I might have to charge an additional $19.95 for such an exotic flavor.

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The best wave machine is a hurricane, and one time in high school I skipped classes to go surfing in one. As I was tumbling on the ocean floor while my lungs were screeching like a scratchy Beastie Boys song, I thought, “Hey, maybe math class wouldn’t be so bad right now.”

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A bar of soap on a stick is a lollipop of sorts—if your kid has a filthy mouth. If your son ever says something like, “Taxes are the price we pay to live in a civilized society,” you should wash his mouth out immediately.

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If history repeats itself, endlessly looping, then what better way to record and display the data than in GIF format? A song’s chorus is the hook that snags a listener’s fish-like ears. People respond favorably to repetition. People respond favorably to repetition.

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This is 100% true, in a CNN sense of the word.

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When I get married, I think I am going to invite the trees of The Ozarks to my wedding, because it will be wonderful on my Day of Love to be surrounded by so many of my dancing students.

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The only thing better than cake is more cake. Also, the only thing better than Cake is more Cake. My advice is to try both at the same time, and then try some more.

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