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If you’re going to deviate sexually from what nature intended, I recommend becoming asexual. You save a lot of money and time by not dating, and you’d be amazed what you can accomplish by channeling your testosterone into intellectual pursuits.

2021/05/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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In this consumer society full of paternal neglect, is the Number One Dad FOR SALE? The answer is yes. The title itself is FOR SALE, and the owner of that title, me, is also FOR SALE. Buy six days, get the seventh FREE.

2020/10/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Politicians want The People to wear masks, but it would benefit society if they covered their mouths with them. This world would be healthier if the talking out of both sides of politicians’ chew-holes stopped.

2020/10/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I can’t tell a politician to go fuck himself without a Conservative saying that’s offensive language that has no place in civilized society. Oh, so profanity is beyond the moral limit, but fraudulent war and unborn baby murder is cool?

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The only way to change oppression in society is to VOTE. If you’ll recall, that’s how America gained its Independence from England in 1776. If our brave Founding Fathers hadn’t VOTED their way to FREEDOM, we’d all still be speaking English.

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Society decays in four-year chunks at a time, and it’s as if the more energy elections snatch, the faster the degradation occurs, which leads me to believe that voting works. Trump is going to break The System by continuing to inject corruption until The System purifies itself.

2019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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A bootlicker would be so much wiser if he would simply hold his tongue. The tongue can be used in many foolish ways, like praising our oppressors, but the most foolish way to use your tongue is to be a bootlicker.

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Now that the 2020 election is hyping up, after the endless corruption and societal decay due to corporations controlling politics, I’m beyond mocking people too stupid to see that the only voting that counts is how you spend your money.

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All my Karate Hands come with a lifetime guarantee, in that they will end the life if your opponent guaranteed.

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The future is NOW. Well, it will be, in just one second. If you’re patient, I think you’ll find it’s worth the wait. You’ve gotta see how far we’ve come as a society! It’s beautiful here!

2019/03/132019/03/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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