I am my own physician. Saves me a ton of money on hospital bills. It also saves my life by avoiding those Murder Factories staffed with the pill pushers known as doctors.
Tag: snarky
Freedom isn’t FREE. It’s not even ON SALE at $19.95. No, the only way to oppose tyranny is to VOTE. Be BOLD and elect someone to FIGHT for you.
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I’m all about people paying their fair share of taxes. Zero is the only circular number, so there is plenty to go around.
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FREE is obtaining something without paying that was offered willingly. What’s better than FREE? Taking by force things sold by globalist corporations.
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Wearing a mask over your mouth, it’s the new way to wear a blindfold. Let the world know you watch TV and that you stay up-to-date on misinformation.
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Agriculture is hard, and trees grow up so fast these days—most of them growing up without a father. That’s why I chose to #Startup a Meme Farm. Now I can press fresh Dankness, and sell it in Juice Format as a Coffee Alternative used in waking up The People.
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Do you like your yoga mats toasted, or do you like them cold, like the lettuce, tomatoes, and slabs of meat? Either way, Subway has such unbeatable prices it’s like they are wholesalers of #SweatyRubberSandwiches.
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Because I get tired of telling people on The Internet to do their own research ON THE INTERNET, I decided to make a GIF telling people to Do THEIR OWN RESEARCH that I can reuse whenever I come across a dunce.
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