If I were the world’s richest man, I’d present myself as the world’s poorest, because I’d want people to want me for me. In fact, I’m so poor I want to be Guinness verified as The World’s Poorest—and I’m even willing to pay for the title (a bribe).

2022/11/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I am my own physician. Saves me a ton of money on hospital bills. It also saves my life by avoiding those Murder Factories staffed with the pill pushers known as doctors.

2021/10/24 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Freedom isn’t FREE. It’s not even ON SALE at $19.95. No, the only way to oppose tyranny is to VOTE. Be BOLD and elect someone to FIGHT for you.

2021/10/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I’m all about people paying their fair share of taxes. Zero is the only circular number, so there is plenty to go around.

2021/10/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

FREE is obtaining something without paying that was offered willingly. What’s better than FREE? Taking by force things sold by globalist corporations.

2021/10/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

There are only two things in this world that make me cry: The heroism displayed by Congress on January 6th, 2021—and chopping up onions. It just so happens that BOTH are used in BearPaw Duck Farm’s NEW SwimmingBird Soup recipe.

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No, I’m not calling YOUR book boring. YOUR book is amazing, and I can’t wait to start reading it. Is it available in video format?

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VOTING is the purple drank of revolutionary activities. Sure, it will make you feel good, but it’s not blood-red enough to affect any change.

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Every day is worse than the last, as our country deteriorates financially, physically, and spiritually. The good news is that every day will get worse only until November 3rd, the day we all VOTE, and then on November 4th everything will be fixed and great again.

2020/10/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

The Truth is invisible to those who wish to be blind, and silent to those who desire to be deaf. But there’s an extra spicy place in hell for those who sell The Helen Keller Experience, like CNN.

2020/10/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If I were the world’s richest man, I’d present myself as the world’s poorest, because I’d want people to want me for me. In fact, I’m so poor I want to be Guinness verified as The World’s Poorest—and I’m even willing to pay for the title (a bribe).

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I am my own physician. Saves me a ton of money on hospital bills. It also saves my life by avoiding those Murder Factories staffed with the pill pushers known as doctors.

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Freedom isn’t FREE. It’s not even ON SALE at $19.95. No, the only way to oppose tyranny is to VOTE. Be BOLD and elect someone to FIGHT for you.

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I’m all about people paying their fair share of taxes. Zero is the only circular number, so there is plenty to go around.

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FREE is obtaining something without paying that was offered willingly. What’s better than FREE? Taking by force things sold by globalist corporations.

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There are only two things in this world that make me cry: The heroism displayed by Congress on January 6th, 2021—and chopping up onions. It just so happens that BOTH are used in BearPaw Duck Farm’s NEW SwimmingBird Soup recipe.

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No, I’m not calling YOUR book boring. YOUR book is amazing, and I can’t wait to start reading it. Is it available in video format?

Like this:

VOTING is the purple drank of revolutionary activities. Sure, it will make you feel good, but it’s not blood-red enough to affect any change.

Like this:

Every day is worse than the last, as our country deteriorates financially, physically, and spiritually. The good news is that every day will get worse only until November 3rd, the day we all VOTE, and then on November 4th everything will be fixed and great again.

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The Truth is invisible to those who wish to be blind, and silent to those who desire to be deaf. But there’s an extra spicy place in hell for those who sell The Helen Keller Experience, like CNN.

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