After trying out hours and hours of original material, I can assure you that cats hate knock-knock jokes. To them, knocking is no joke, because if you’ve got knickknacks on a shelf, they’ll seriously knock them all off.

2020/02/272020/02/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Is shopping a chore, or is shopping a pleasure? Depends on who you are—and where you go to spend your money. Smiles cost nothing to give to customers, and they beat Buy One, Get One FREE.

2019/11/262019/11/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I still don’t know why I have to actually work to earn income. I mean The Banksters, all they do is fire up the old printing press, and they can make all the “money” they want.

2019/04/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’d like to repair your elevator using only a kayak and a smile. Ask me about Tuesday Specials every Monday.

2019/04/092019/04/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When mixed with my lips, her kiss is shaped like desire, and it tastes like how a sunset in The Ozarks makes my heart glow.

2018/12/102018/12/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Honestly, I think you’re a weirdo. But that’s OK, I’d like to sell you my teeth cleaning services. Actually, what you’re paying for is one-way communication, me talking to you, but the teeth scrubbing, that’s FREE.

2018/11/192018/11/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I once bought a pack of bubblegum, but the gum wasn’t included. Instead, it came with two batteries. They were both dead, like all my love for her, so I taped them in a box and buried them in the cemetery.

2018/04/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Because I get tired of telling people on The Internet to do their own research ON THE INTERNET, I decided to make a GIF telling people to Do THEIR OWN RESEARCH that I can reuse whenever I come across a dunce.

2018/03/182018/03/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I sell smiles because frowns take too much work to produce, and people don’t even want FREE samples, let alone want to buy any.

2018/01/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Don’t you just hate it when you’re trying to smile but one of your eyes goes #FullReptilian and you’re forced to grimace to stop the morph?

2017/10/202017/10/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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After trying out hours and hours of original material, I can assure you that cats hate knock-knock jokes. To them, knocking is no joke, because if you’ve got knickknacks on a shelf, they’ll seriously knock them all off.

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Is shopping a chore, or is shopping a pleasure? Depends on who you are—and where you go to spend your money. Smiles cost nothing to give to customers, and they beat Buy One, Get One FREE.

Like this:

I still don’t know why I have to actually work to earn income. I mean The Banksters, all they do is fire up the old printing press, and they can make all the “money” they want.

Like this:

I’d like to repair your elevator using only a kayak and a smile. Ask me about Tuesday Specials every Monday.

Like this:

When mixed with my lips, her kiss is shaped like desire, and it tastes like how a sunset in The Ozarks makes my heart glow.

Like this:

Honestly, I think you’re a weirdo. But that’s OK, I’d like to sell you my teeth cleaning services. Actually, what you’re paying for is one-way communication, me talking to you, but the teeth scrubbing, that’s FREE.

Like this:

I once bought a pack of bubblegum, but the gum wasn’t included. Instead, it came with two batteries. They were both dead, like all my love for her, so I taped them in a box and buried them in the cemetery.

Like this:

Because I get tired of telling people on The Internet to do their own research ON THE INTERNET, I decided to make a GIF telling people to Do THEIR OWN RESEARCH that I can reuse whenever I come across a dunce.

Like this:

I sell smiles because frowns take too much work to produce, and people don’t even want FREE samples, let alone want to buy any.

Like this:

Don’t you just hate it when you’re trying to smile but one of your eyes goes #FullReptilian and you’re forced to grimace to stop the morph?

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