If criminals are making our laws, and never get arrested for even murder or treason, while our prisons are for-profit and filled with slave labor, whom do the police really serve and protect?
Why go into $30,000 worth of debt to remain ignorant, when you can do that for FREE from the comfort of your own sofa? Not going to college, and not going into debt for a worthless piece of paper, makes you wealthier and puts you four years ahead of your peers.
Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.
When Republicans talk about American FREEDOM, I’m sure they’re including our dependance on advertising to tell us which pharmaceutical products we’d love to enslave ourselves to, and how we can become healthier by first making ourselves sicker.
Ah, September. This time of year always reminds me of George W. Bush. Any idea why? Any other person I’d give one guess, but since it’s you, George, I’ll give you three tries, and that’s like two second chances, which is more than you’ll get from Christ for what you did.
College is The Deal Of A Lifetime. That’s because it’ll take you a lifetime to pay back all the debt. Why stress yourself like that when I’m offering you The Deal Of A Half A Lifetime? It’s the same value—absolutely worthless—so you may as well pay a Discount Price.
I’m so glad we live in a civilized society, a nation of laws—laws made by the people they directly benefit, at the expense of The People, who only exist to extract wealth from, as can be evidenced in our for-profit prison system.
The banksters are still bankstering—enslaving humanity, warmongering, and getting rich through usury, bribery, and extortion—and so I pray they are ensnared by their own insidious devices, and it leads to their downfall. A literal downfall. Like off a skyscraper.