The best part about living in The Ozarks is I’m not living anywhere else. This will be especially true when everywhere else gets destroyed, and I’m safe and alone, except for the elites who also saw The CIA map showing Florida getting flooded, along with most of The US.

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Yesterday, today, and tomorrow are one, just like I am one, and yet I am not who I was or who I will be, and if you think I owe you money, then I am definitely not that guy.

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If you have always wanted to be a fisherman of cash, but just haven’t had the right net to catch it all with, then NOW is your chance to use what the pros use. My net is 100% nylon and Made In America, Argentina.

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Our love is timeless, like a broken watch. That’s why it’s now ON SALE for 50% OFF!

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We had a love that could light the night sky with pastels like we were the sunrise, but we don’t have that anymore. I’m the only one who has our love now, but I keep it safe in my heart just in case you ever come back for it.

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Our love is purple, because you are red and I’m always so blue.

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Together, our love blends from sparkling yellow to glimmering peach, like a sunset smoothie in the sky, and that’s the kind of romance I want to sip slowly for the rest of my life.

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Her and I are here for but a moment, but our love will last an eternity. Our romance is a flicker of lightning that’s frozen for all time to illuminate our darkest nights.

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We made love like we made dinner. We had leftovers. The secret to testing the limits of what’s possible is covering all things with NASA’s lunar tinfoil, and it’ll keep meatloaf fresh for years.

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I once saw two old men about to get into a fistfight on the street, and I had to physically get in between them to stop them, because the crowd had just gathered and nobody had been able to place any bets yet.

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The best part about living in The Ozarks is I’m not living anywhere else. This will be especially true when everywhere else gets destroyed, and I’m safe and alone, except for the elites who also saw The CIA map showing Florida getting flooded, along with most of The US.

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Yesterday, today, and tomorrow are one, just like I am one, and yet I am not who I was or who I will be, and if you think I owe you money, then I am definitely not that guy.

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If you have always wanted to be a fisherman of cash, but just haven’t had the right net to catch it all with, then NOW is your chance to use what the pros use. My net is 100% nylon and Made In America, Argentina.

Like this:

Our love is timeless, like a broken watch. That’s why it’s now ON SALE for 50% OFF!

Like this:

We had a love that could light the night sky with pastels like we were the sunrise, but we don’t have that anymore. I’m the only one who has our love now, but I keep it safe in my heart just in case you ever come back for it.

Like this:

Our love is purple, because you are red and I’m always so blue.

Like this:

Together, our love blends from sparkling yellow to glimmering peach, like a sunset smoothie in the sky, and that’s the kind of romance I want to sip slowly for the rest of my life.

Like this:

Her and I are here for but a moment, but our love will last an eternity. Our romance is a flicker of lightning that’s frozen for all time to illuminate our darkest nights.

Like this:

We made love like we made dinner. We had leftovers. The secret to testing the limits of what’s possible is covering all things with NASA’s lunar tinfoil, and it’ll keep meatloaf fresh for years.

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I once saw two old men about to get into a fistfight on the street, and I had to physically get in between them to stop them, because the crowd had just gathered and nobody had been able to place any bets yet.

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