I like winning almost as much as I like not losing. That’s why I shop at The Trophy Store, because for ONLY $19.95, I can be the best at anything in the world—and I don’t even have to practice or compete.

2020/12/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

You can’t use a metal detector to find a stash of coins when they’re all digital and logged on the blockchain. Besides praying that God provides you the encryption key, the only thing you can do is kidnap a loved one and hope the owner is willing to trade.

2019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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What better way to engage in narrative economics than to attack fake money itself? Robert SHILLer says there’s nothing to do to prepare for the collapse but to ride it out. Does he plan on riding it out on a unicycle? Only a clown sees the dollar collapse but avoids silver.

2019/11/032019/11/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I don’t know why they call the dollar funny money, because there’s nothing even remotely humorous about destroying a country’s standard of living and bringing everyone but The Banksters into generational poverty.

2019/10/242019/10/24 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Grapes turn into raisins, but I wish there were a fruit that went the opposite way, and it started out a plump grape and then got bigger and juicier, like a plum. I also wish it came in two colors: Gold and silver.

2019/10/112019/10/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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A woman just asked me if I’m good in bed, and I replied, “No, I’m a terrible sleeper. In fact, I’m so inefficient that it takes me twelve hours to do what the average person can do in eight.”

2019/10/082019/10/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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We live in a world of fake money, fake food, fake news, fake history, fake space, fake reasons to go to war, and fake genders, but you think the love you swiped right on is real? Well, I’ll leave you that delusion, because at least it was FREE.

2019/04/042019/04/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When the bank responsible for suppressing the price of silver is the same bank amassing more silver than anyone in history, you don’t have to be Albert Bagelstein to figure out that you need to be trading your fake money (dollars) for silver.

2019/03/152019/03/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Why would you buy a Casper mattress, when everybody is sleeping on silver?

2019/03/142019/03/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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No matter what you want to buy, I’ve got it FOR SALE. It may be something completely different, but that’s balanced out by the fact that it’s more expensive. And broken.

2019/02/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I like winning almost as much as I like not losing. That’s why I shop at The Trophy Store, because for ONLY $19.95, I can be the best at anything in the world—and I don’t even have to practice or compete.

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You can’t use a metal detector to find a stash of coins when they’re all digital and logged on the blockchain. Besides praying that God provides you the encryption key, the only thing you can do is kidnap a loved one and hope the owner is willing to trade.

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What better way to engage in narrative economics than to attack fake money itself? Robert SHILLer says there’s nothing to do to prepare for the collapse but to ride it out. Does he plan on riding it out on a unicycle? Only a clown sees the dollar collapse but avoids silver.

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I don’t know why they call the dollar funny money, because there’s nothing even remotely humorous about destroying a country’s standard of living and bringing everyone but The Banksters into generational poverty.

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Grapes turn into raisins, but I wish there were a fruit that went the opposite way, and it started out a plump grape and then got bigger and juicier, like a plum. I also wish it came in two colors: Gold and silver.

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A woman just asked me if I’m good in bed, and I replied, “No, I’m a terrible sleeper. In fact, I’m so inefficient that it takes me twelve hours to do what the average person can do in eight.”

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We live in a world of fake money, fake food, fake news, fake history, fake space, fake reasons to go to war, and fake genders, but you think the love you swiped right on is real? Well, I’ll leave you that delusion, because at least it was FREE.

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When the bank responsible for suppressing the price of silver is the same bank amassing more silver than anyone in history, you don’t have to be Albert Bagelstein to figure out that you need to be trading your fake money (dollars) for silver.

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Why would you buy a Casper mattress, when everybody is sleeping on silver?

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No matter what you want to buy, I’ve got it FOR SALE. It may be something completely different, but that’s balanced out by the fact that it’s more expensive. And broken.

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