Tag: side hustle
This is the deal of the century. Just not this century. Business was pretty good in the year 1234. My rates are competitive to that era.
The world needs more love, and I need more money, which is my my new #startup idea of a floating gondola rowed romantically on fog in The Ozarks is a win-win-win, with the first two wins going to me, and the third one going to you, for the incredibly LOW PRICE of just $19.95.
Tomorrow night I’ll resume selling Romance, and due to increased demand, I’ll be raising prices—and widening the doors to my shop.
Is there nobility in poverty? It is good to be a poet, but it is better to be a poet who owns Po.et.
I sell smiles because frowns take too much work to produce, and people don’t even want FREE samples, let alone want to buy any.
Spectators tell me I dance like a flying fish, and it’s true, I am #TheMichaelPhelpsOfBodyAviation, and right now my dancing lessons are ON SALE at defective parachute prices.