The pictures I post on my Google Reviews have received 1,009,277 views. That makes me tremendously proud, because my mom was ONLY 1,009,276 of those.

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Leonardo’s is right across the street from McDonald’s. I know, a tough choice, right? Do I want to eat ground-up runaway teens marketed and sold as “hamburgers,” or do I want to eat tasty local Italian food?

2021/09/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Let’s meet for coffee and talk about how we’re going to take over the world, and then when the coffee wears off let’s talk about taking a nap.

2021/04/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I have the rarest of all sportsball cards. I have a one-of-one misprint. It’s supposed to be John Gochnaur, but the picture and name say Babe Ruth, whoever that is. It’s also autographed Tom Brady, and you know it’s authentic because I signed it myself. Now FOR SALE in Dogecoin.

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My favorite song is With Or Without You. That’s also how I dance.

2021/03/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Skate Mania is now known as a skating rink, but I call it what it one day could be: A GIF Factory. The Three Stooges made a career out of falling down, and little kids and addled adults pay money to provide Skate Mania with that kind of hilarious content.

2021/03/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Despite his last name, I’ll bet Johnny Cash never had an inflated ego, or needed a wheelbarrow full of his last name to go shopping. Speaking of devalued currency, you should spend yours before The Federal Reserve completely destroys ours.

2021/03/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Shop local. No matter where you are in the world, buy from BearPaw Duck Farm.

2020/11/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I don’t know about you, but The Great Reset has me excited. I can’t wait for the day that every city and town looks the same, offering no unique business culture, where the only place to shop is Walmart, and the only place to eat is McDonald’s. Globalism is the future.

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I’m a planner and a doer. Tonight I plan on doing tomorrow, and when tomorrow comes I’ll spend all day reflecting back on tonight, and how proud I am that I got all this planning done.

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The pictures I post on my Google Reviews have received 1,009,277 views. That makes me tremendously proud, because my mom was ONLY 1,009,276 of those.

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Leonardo’s is right across the street from McDonald’s. I know, a tough choice, right? Do I want to eat ground-up runaway teens marketed and sold as “hamburgers,” or do I want to eat tasty local Italian food?

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Let’s meet for coffee and talk about how we’re going to take over the world, and then when the coffee wears off let’s talk about taking a nap.

Like this:

I have the rarest of all sportsball cards. I have a one-of-one misprint. It’s supposed to be John Gochnaur, but the picture and name say Babe Ruth, whoever that is. It’s also autographed Tom Brady, and you know it’s authentic because I signed it myself. Now FOR SALE in Dogecoin.

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My favorite song is With Or Without You. That’s also how I dance.

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Skate Mania is now known as a skating rink, but I call it what it one day could be: A GIF Factory. The Three Stooges made a career out of falling down, and little kids and addled adults pay money to provide Skate Mania with that kind of hilarious content.

Like this:

Despite his last name, I’ll bet Johnny Cash never had an inflated ego, or needed a wheelbarrow full of his last name to go shopping. Speaking of devalued currency, you should spend yours before The Federal Reserve completely destroys ours.

Like this:

Shop local. No matter where you are in the world, buy from BearPaw Duck Farm.

Like this:

I don’t know about you, but The Great Reset has me excited. I can’t wait for the day that every city and town looks the same, offering no unique business culture, where the only place to shop is Walmart, and the only place to eat is McDonald’s. Globalism is the future.

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I’m a planner and a doer. Tonight I plan on doing tomorrow, and when tomorrow comes I’ll spend all day reflecting back on tonight, and how proud I am that I got all this planning done.

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