Tag: sex
I sell Sex Appeal In A Cup in small, medium, and large sizes. The cups are identical in volume, and the refills are FREE, but they’ll make your lover thirst for you like coffee.
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Actually, I do have other love making sizes to offer besides extra large, but they’re all boxed up in The Warehouse, and probably covered in cobwebs. But because you’re a valued customer, I’ll dust off the extra small to better serve you.
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I’m tired of using my intellect to make money. It’s time I start leveraging my undeniable sex appeal to start building wealth. I hope modeling agencies see this video and all fight over signing me to a lucrative contract.
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Making love is a beautiful thing, but remember to bring some Tupperware Containers, just in case you make extra and need to keep it fresh for a few weeks. That way customers don’t complain about the smell of the product you are selling.
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Why make dinner, when it was just made last night and there is still some left over? Same thing with making love. If you’re horny, check the fridge.
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I am at The Book Maze, the place to get lost in literature. It’s actually called The Book Mine, but it is an elaborate labyrinth of fantasy.
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Business idea: Open up a flower shop right next to a cemetery. Since romance is dead, that’s the best strategic location to sell Living Love Symbols.
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The afternoon sun hung low like a singular white testicle engorged in glory, and there was a certain poetry in that moment that would have made Allen Ginsberg drool.
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Spectators tell me I dance like a flying fish, and it’s true, I am #TheMichaelPhelpsOfBodyAviation, and right now my dancing lessons are ON SALE at defective parachute prices.
