Tag: service
I know you’re probably thinking, “You may have just solved the greatest problem facing humanity with your Whistling As A Service idea, but how will you scale up as a business?” That’s easy! I’ll be cloning myself into Unicorn Status and my other selves will be working for FREE.
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Art as a service is great until you’re forced into the dilemma of: Do you keep The Masterpiece that I sculpted out of wrapping paper, or do you destroy The Masterpiece to discover the original gift inside? Masterpiece versus Mystery. Who will win?
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When McDonald’s brags about serving billions and billions of people, I get disgusted, because that kind of cannibalism shouldn’t be a selling point for customers to continue paying for the opportunity to eat people.
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If people are going to be eating people, I hope Richard Dawkins finds himself invited to dinner at the home of a family of cannibals. At least with him being silent throughout the meal, his conversational skills will be much improved.
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What’s the difference between the government and bank robbers? The bank robbers control the government and give themselves bail-outs and bail-ins.
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