If a library has no books, it’s just an empty building, and people would know there had been a heist. But if you burn the library after you loot it, then it’s not a robbery, it’s a loss that won’t be looked for or pursued.

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Helen Keller was a master at keeping secrets. Perhaps the biggest secret that she kept was that she was a he.

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People always ask me, “Jarod, BearPaw Duck Farm makes the BEST SwimmingBird Soup. So, what’s the secret ingredient?” Simple: Swimming. You don’t have to be Michael Phelps to figure that out.

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Forget murderers, rapists, and traitors. I’m glad Donald Trump’s Department of Justice is going after the truly evil people, like mothers who want their kids to get into good universities and are willing to pay for it.

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Is your favorite Chinese restaurant serving your favorite pet under the guise of chicken? Find out which restaurants in your area are secretly offering Toyota parts on their menu, tonight at 6:00.

2019/03/102019/03/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I was born a salesman, and I was born after the promotional date, so I hope my mom got me for 50% OFF. I do know I was Buy One, Get One FREE, which is odd because I don’t have a twin, and that’s why I’m so extra.

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I once had a Secret Lover. In fact, she was so secret that not even she knew about our romance.

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The secret to wealth is to sell what you didn’t buy. That way 100% of the money you make is profit. The only way to get richer is to control the fiat currency printing presses, or to send millions to their deaths in fraudulent wars, and The Banksters control both those industries.

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My love for her has more dimensions that the human mind can comprehend. Only the heart knows what is beyond width, depth, and height.

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Besides being The Horse Whisperer, I do a lot of other kinds of whispering. In fact, I wholesale whispers, and in my warehouse I store all manner of secrets, and all are FOR SALE.

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If a library has no books, it’s just an empty building, and people would know there had been a heist. But if you burn the library after you loot it, then it’s not a robbery, it’s a loss that won’t be looked for or pursued.

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Helen Keller was a master at keeping secrets. Perhaps the biggest secret that she kept was that she was a he.

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People always ask me, “Jarod, BearPaw Duck Farm makes the BEST SwimmingBird Soup. So, what’s the secret ingredient?” Simple: Swimming. You don’t have to be Michael Phelps to figure that out.

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Forget murderers, rapists, and traitors. I’m glad Donald Trump’s Department of Justice is going after the truly evil people, like mothers who want their kids to get into good universities and are willing to pay for it.

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Is your favorite Chinese restaurant serving your favorite pet under the guise of chicken? Find out which restaurants in your area are secretly offering Toyota parts on their menu, tonight at 6:00.

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I was born a salesman, and I was born after the promotional date, so I hope my mom got me for 50% OFF. I do know I was Buy One, Get One FREE, which is odd because I don’t have a twin, and that’s why I’m so extra.

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I once had a Secret Lover. In fact, she was so secret that not even she knew about our romance.

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The secret to wealth is to sell what you didn’t buy. That way 100% of the money you make is profit. The only way to get richer is to control the fiat currency printing presses, or to send millions to their deaths in fraudulent wars, and The Banksters control both those industries.

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My love for her has more dimensions that the human mind can comprehend. Only the heart knows what is beyond width, depth, and height.

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Besides being The Horse Whisperer, I do a lot of other kinds of whispering. In fact, I wholesale whispers, and in my warehouse I store all manner of secrets, and all are FOR SALE.

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