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Science will try to convince you that the largest lizard in the world is the komodo dragon, but I’d argue it’s Queen Elizabeth. Plus, she’s ancient, hanging on to life one drop of adrenochrome at a time, so she’s a real dinosaur, unlike those fake ones used to sell museum tickets.
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It’s time for you to wake up. And I don’t mean because it’s 6:33 AM. I mean because you’ve been slumbering your whole life. Your state-sponsored textbooks didn’t teach you how to think. They only taught you how to sleepwalk like a zombie.
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