I had Dr. Gigglebrooks run diagnostics on my proprietary torture device that measures the quantity of exhaled breath in authentic laughter, and the results are in: A Box of Laughter has 33.3% more FLAVOR than Canned Laughter. 2020/04/112020/04/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Science will try to convince you that the largest lizard in the world is the komodo dragon, but I’d argue it’s Queen Elizabeth. Plus, she’s ancient, hanging on to life one drop of adrenochrome at a time, so she’s a real dinosaur, unlike those fake ones used to sell museum tickets. 2018/07/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
It’s time for you to wake up. And I don’t mean because it’s 6:33 AM. I mean because you’ve been slumbering your whole life. Your state-sponsored textbooks didn’t teach you how to think. They only taught you how to sleepwalk like a zombie. 2018/01/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...