Tag: sarcasm
The Chamber of Commerce is a relic of the 1890s, like Oscar Wilde, only not timeless. They’re also not timeful. They’re like a broken watch that everyone keeps looking at, but doesn’t actually do anything but cost money.
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Tonight’s meme is inspired by the letter in-between the 16th and the 18th letters. That single letter is going to save America from America. It’s the first letter in Question, which is something you shouldn’t do to The Plan. Just trust it, man.
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Wearing a mask over your mouth, it’s the new way to wear a blindfold. Let the world know you watch TV and that you stay up-to-date on misinformation.
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I admire the courage of the QAnon crowd, who bravely sit on their sofas watching FOX News, smug in their comfortable belief that mythical heroes in white hats are SAVING us by assisting The Globalists in destroying our FREEDOM. That’s a BOLD strategy on the part of the red hats.
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Glad Trump bailed out The People. The deal’s full of fizzle and overflowing with MAGA. As a ratio, The Banksters get enough money to buy out Coca-Cola, the whole company, while The People get spare change to split a can of soda—if we could find some place to even spend our money.
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I look at “I Voted” stickers the same way I look at Trophies For All. It’s a way to feel good about yourself, as if you actually accomplished something, when in reality it’s used as a tool to stop you from striving to achieve through failure.
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I’m what you’d call a REAL patriot. You know, a man so overflowing with MAGA that my loyalty can be rented for ONLY $1,200 dollars per month.
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New Christianity has a NEW bible. It’s called The Talmud. It’s a real page-turner. If you hate your life now, wait until you read what The Self-Chosenites think about you!
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The worst part about this Coronavirus Crisis is that since everything has been canceled, I can’t watch sports. It’s true that as a fan I was Helen Kelleresque, but I was just about to get serious about life, and finally start paying attention to what truly matters in this world.
