All that separates you from The American Dream is faith. Just believe in things like 9/11 being the work of 19 literal troglodytes, cave dwellers, the six MILLION deaths in The Holocaust, and Santa Claus. These things are true, and you’re not a real patriot if you question them.

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Every day is worse than the last, as our country deteriorates financially, physically, and spiritually. The good news is that every day will get worse only until November 3rd, the day we all VOTE, and then on November 4th everything will be fixed and great again.

2020/10/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

The Truth is invisible to those who wish to be blind, and silent to those who desire to be deaf. But there’s an extra spicy place in hell for those who sell The Helen Keller Experience, like CNN.

2020/10/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

People don’t realize the power they have in their VOTE. When you VOTE, The Government has to listen, and we know that because America’s never been greater than it is now. Do I let all that power go to my head? NO! I’m just a humble superhero doing my part to save the world.

2020/10/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Fellas, if your e-girl gets an OnlyFans account, the only way to prove that you love her is to continually give her more money than the other online guys trying to woo her with money. How much she loves you is a direct result of how much you pay her. Who said romance is dead?

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While Whites sat around complaining about our collapsed COVID economy, blacks went out and picked up hammers and bricks and got to work doing what they do best—building America. And they generously worked for FREE, so I think it’s fair that Trump pays them 500 BILLION dollars.

2020/09/282020/09/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

No matter if it’s Team Red or Team Blue, when it comes to politics it’s all backed up by the police. That means the cops are there to serve and protect…those oppressing us with draconian laws, and making it seem like the Christian family is the ultimate criminal gang unit.

2020/09/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

As Americans, we can VOTE our way to FREEDOM. After all, that’s how our Founding Fathers gained Independence from England in 1776.

2020/08/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The Chamber of Commerce is a relic of the 1890s, like Oscar Wilde, only not timeless. They’re also not timeful. They’re like a broken watch that everyone keeps looking at, but doesn’t actually do anything but cost money.

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Tonight’s meme is inspired by the letter in-between the 16th and the 18th letters. That single letter is going to save America from America. It’s the first letter in Question, which is something you shouldn’t do to The Plan. Just trust it, man.

2020/05/192020/05/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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All that separates you from The American Dream is faith. Just believe in things like 9/11 being the work of 19 literal troglodytes, cave dwellers, the six MILLION deaths in The Holocaust, and Santa Claus. These things are true, and you’re not a real patriot if you question them.

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Every day is worse than the last, as our country deteriorates financially, physically, and spiritually. The good news is that every day will get worse only until November 3rd, the day we all VOTE, and then on November 4th everything will be fixed and great again.

Like this:

The Truth is invisible to those who wish to be blind, and silent to those who desire to be deaf. But there’s an extra spicy place in hell for those who sell The Helen Keller Experience, like CNN.

Like this:

People don’t realize the power they have in their VOTE. When you VOTE, The Government has to listen, and we know that because America’s never been greater than it is now. Do I let all that power go to my head? NO! I’m just a humble superhero doing my part to save the world.

Like this:

Fellas, if your e-girl gets an OnlyFans account, the only way to prove that you love her is to continually give her more money than the other online guys trying to woo her with money. How much she loves you is a direct result of how much you pay her. Who said romance is dead?

Like this:

While Whites sat around complaining about our collapsed COVID economy, blacks went out and picked up hammers and bricks and got to work doing what they do best—building America. And they generously worked for FREE, so I think it’s fair that Trump pays them 500 BILLION dollars.

Like this:

No matter if it’s Team Red or Team Blue, when it comes to politics it’s all backed up by the police. That means the cops are there to serve and protect…those oppressing us with draconian laws, and making it seem like the Christian family is the ultimate criminal gang unit.

Like this:

As Americans, we can VOTE our way to FREEDOM. After all, that’s how our Founding Fathers gained Independence from England in 1776.

Like this:

The Chamber of Commerce is a relic of the 1890s, like Oscar Wilde, only not timeless. They’re also not timeful. They’re like a broken watch that everyone keeps looking at, but doesn’t actually do anything but cost money.

Like this:

Tonight’s meme is inspired by the letter in-between the 16th and the 18th letters. That single letter is going to save America from America. It’s the first letter in Question, which is something you shouldn’t do to The Plan. Just trust it, man.

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