Tag: sarcasm
A Presidential Election is an event that changes the world one single-celled organism at a time. Remember: Where amoebas group together, there is great power in slime.
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Let’s make a deal. You sell a good or service people want to buy, and I’ll hold a ribbon cutting ceremony for you, give you a handshake, and then use my congratulatory manus to pat myself on the back for all the business I created for the local economy.
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Nothing is going to save us all from drowning except for you. Yes, YOU! So I’m going to need you to not only work harder and longer, but on behalf of Mother Nature I’m going to ask you to be more charitable with your fake money.
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I was just thinking to myself, “Branson doesn’t have enough obese 80-year-old tourists, and to really be vibrant into the future, we need MORE of those types of visitors.”
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If history repeats itself, endlessly looping, then what better way to record and display the data than in GIF format? A song’s chorus is the hook that snags a listener’s fish-like ears. People respond favorably to repetition. People respond favorably to repetition.
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A cloud with a stick affixed would make the ultimate umbrella. It’s the kind of thing I’d love to sell to midwestern farmers visiting Branson, tourists eager to spend all their government subsidy money.
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How do you wage war without firing a single gun? Start a trade war. How do you murder without getting your hands bloody? Start a trade war.
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At Thanksgiving I was cognizant of the blessings we have in this country, and I was grateful I have food to eat while MILLIONS went hungry. I was also proud of all the FREEDOM and WAR our taxes purchase, and how our fiat currency is bringing about equality through poverty for all.
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If you vote, you’re not only NOT a moron in my book, but you’re also a hero. I think you’d like my book. It retails for $19.95, but for a warrior like you I’d be willing to let you have it for ONLY $19.95.
