If history repeats itself, endlessly looping, then what better way to record and display the data than in GIF format? A song’s chorus is the hook that snags a listener’s fish-like ears. People respond favorably to repetition. People respond favorably to repetition.

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A cloud with a stick affixed would make the ultimate umbrella. It’s the kind of thing I’d love to sell to midwestern farmers visiting Branson, tourists eager to spend all their government subsidy money.

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How do you wage war without firing a single gun? Start a trade war. How do you murder without getting your hands bloody? Start a trade war.

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At Thanksgiving I was cognizant of the blessings we have in this country, and I was grateful I have food to eat while MILLIONS went hungry. I was also proud of all the FREEDOM and WAR our taxes purchase, and how our fiat currency is bringing about equality through poverty for all.

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If you vote, you’re not only NOT a moron in my book, but you’re also a hero. I think you’d like my book. It retails for $19.95, but for a warrior like you I’d be willing to let you have it for ONLY $19.95.

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Much like The Circus, politics is serious. It’s no laughing matter. If you don’t vote, some dead guy in Chicago will do it for you—twice.

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The stock market is at all-time highs, and we as Americans owe a record amount of money to The International Banksters. That can only mean one thing: It’s time to put on your red MAGA yarmulke and celebrate our good fortune. We did it, fam!

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Why plan for a doomsday disaster when you could just drink beer and watch football? Funeral home directors everywhere thank you for your inaction.

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I remember signing The Social Contract the instant I was born, before I had even been assigned a name. With FREE roads that we have to pay for and are never repaired, along with other benefits like the largest prison industry in history, it’s quite a bargain.

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Guinness should give itself a world record for being the biggest Clown Show in this circus called Life.

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If history repeats itself, endlessly looping, then what better way to record and display the data than in GIF format? A song’s chorus is the hook that snags a listener’s fish-like ears. People respond favorably to repetition. People respond favorably to repetition.

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How do you wage war without firing a single gun? Start a trade war. How do you murder without getting your hands bloody? Start a trade war.

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At Thanksgiving I was cognizant of the blessings we have in this country, and I was grateful I have food to eat while MILLIONS went hungry. I was also proud of all the FREEDOM and WAR our taxes purchase, and how our fiat currency is bringing about equality through poverty for all.

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If you vote, you’re not only NOT a moron in my book, but you’re also a hero. I think you’d like my book. It retails for $19.95, but for a warrior like you I’d be willing to let you have it for ONLY $19.95.

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Much like The Circus, politics is serious. It’s no laughing matter. If you don’t vote, some dead guy in Chicago will do it for you—twice.

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The stock market is at all-time highs, and we as Americans owe a record amount of money to The International Banksters. That can only mean one thing: It’s time to put on your red MAGA yarmulke and celebrate our good fortune. We did it, fam!

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Why plan for a doomsday disaster when you could just drink beer and watch football? Funeral home directors everywhere thank you for your inaction.

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Guinness should give itself a world record for being the biggest Clown Show in this circus called Life.

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