There are only two things in this world that make me cry: The heroism displayed by Congress on January 6th, 2021—and chopping up onions. It just so happens that BOTH are used in BearPaw Duck Farm’s NEW SwimmingBird Soup recipe.
Tag: sarcasm
If Christianity is sex between a man and a woman, then Judeo-Christianity is sex between a man and a woman, a man and a man, a man and a child, or a woman and an animal. Millions of white Christians died during WWII for this level of FREEDOM.
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No, I’m not calling YOUR book boring. YOUR book is amazing, and I can’t wait to start reading it. Is it available in video format?
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All that separates you from The American Dream is faith. Just believe in things like 9/11 being the work of 19 literal troglodytes, cave dwellers, the six MILLION deaths in The Holocaust, and Santa Claus. These things are true, and you’re not a real patriot if you question them.
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Every day is worse than the last, as our country deteriorates financially, physically, and spiritually. The good news is that every day will get worse only until November 3rd, the day we all VOTE, and then on November 4th everything will be fixed and great again.
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The Truth is invisible to those who wish to be blind, and silent to those who desire to be deaf. But there’s an extra spicy place in hell for those who sell The Helen Keller Experience, like CNN.
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People don’t realize the power they have in their VOTE. When you VOTE, The Government has to listen, and we know that because America’s never been greater than it is now. Do I let all that power go to my head? NO! I’m just a humble superhero doing my part to save the world.
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Fellas, if your e-girl gets an OnlyFans account, the only way to prove that you love her is to continually give her more money than the other online guys trying to woo her with money. How much she loves you is a direct result of how much you pay her. Who said romance is dead?
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While Whites sat around complaining about our collapsed COVID economy, blacks went out and picked up hammers and bricks and got to work doing what they do best—building America. And they generously worked for FREE, so I think it’s fair that Trump pays them 500 BILLION dollars.
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No matter if it’s Team Red or Team Blue, when it comes to politics it’s all backed up by the police. That means the cops are there to serve and protect…those oppressing us with draconian laws, and making it seem like the Christian family is the ultimate criminal gang unit.
