Tag: sale
If you buy enough fries from me, you can become your own bicycle ramp, and then you can actively become part of another person’s dream. Ask me about Bulk Discounts.
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I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.
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There were a lot of flowers at my wedding. They were all in my heart. They are all still alive and thriving, and if you act now, they are ON SALE for Buy One, Get Eleven FREE!
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Why make dinner, when it was just made last night and there is still some left over? Same thing with making love. If you’re horny, check the fridge.
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If you’re going to buy something, you may as well buy anything, and THIS amazing product FOR SALE is anything for anybody, even if, and especially if, you have a yellow smiley face for a head. These yellow gloves will really bring out your emoji.
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Powdered Rose Substitute doesn’t have The Gift of Flight, but butterfly wings on a dolphin wouldn’t make good swimming fins, if you know what I mean. What I’m trying to say is HURRY UP AND BUY! The SALE ends when Bob Ross finishes the masterpiece he’s painting now in the past.
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I used to bottle up all my rage, but now I don’t, because I switched production to love, which is better for the environment, not to mention more profitable, and so those bottles got put to a better use.
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Playing around in Adobe Animate, I wanted to make a heart-to-heart symbol that morphed from an actual heart to the heart symbol. I think it turned out lovely.
