There are only two things in this world that make me cry: The heroism displayed by Congress on January 6th, 2021—and chopping up onions. It just so happens that BOTH are used in BearPaw Duck Farm’s NEW SwimmingBird Soup recipe.
Tag: sad
Before you can drain The Swamp, you’ve got to get it even soggier, by bringing in extra fluid in the form of blood extracted from Central Banksters through decapitation. As Walter Sobchak once said, “This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling.”
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I was talking to a man the other day who was telling me stories from his past, and I was sad, because all of his memories were scenes from sitcoms he’d seen on TV. Then I sold him a box of tissues, and then convinced him to let me use them all, since he did make me cry.
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Every defeat is a victory of wisdom, gaining insight for future success.
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Life is heartache, and the man who gets love is the man who gives love, and spends his time mending damaged corazóns.
