Tag: run
I feel like I’m running a marathon on a treadmill, so while I’m covering an incredible distance, I’m also not going anywhere.
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I’m also trying to get a shoe sponsorship, because why buy low and sell high when I don’t have to buy at all? #RethinkRetailArbitrage
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When I go jogging at night, and it’s pitch black, my shadow always takes the opportunity to run off and go grab a beer, because he thinks his actions are camouflaged and invisible to me. But when he gets fat and no longer mirrors my body, he’ll bring shame to The Shadow Community.
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Waiting for The Department of Justice to actually deliver justice to Hillary Clinton is like watching someone run a marathon on a treadmill. It’s forever ongoing, but it’s never actually going anywhere.
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Today’s society hands out Participation Trophies so nobody feels like a loser. Well, as a father, my dad would have earned a (non) Participation Trophy. Instead of 1st Place, it would have been inscribed, “No Place,” because he was never around and nowhere to be found.
