Of all the ways to say I love you, saying it in Cupcake is the most romantic. Just don’t try to say I love you with a mouthful of strawberry I love you.

2020/08/262020/08/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I once planted a garden of love in my heart, of which the flowers looked like roses mixed with butterflies, and I’m sad my feelings for you evaporated, because I could easily sell bouquets of our romance for $19.95.

2019/07/212019/07/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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To me, making love is performance art, and right now if you’d like to see a masterpiece, tickets are just $10 bucks at the window.

2019/02/062019/02/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Love flutters like a butterfly, and it grows like a floating rose.

2018/12/152018/12/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Powdered Rose Substitute doesn’t have The Gift of Flight, but butterfly wings on a dolphin wouldn’t make good swimming fins, if you know what I mean. What I’m trying to say is HURRY UP AND BUY! The SALE ends when Bob Ross finishes the masterpiece he’s painting now in the past.

2018/08/232018/08/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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A bouquet of butterflies would be like a dozen flying roses, and that kind of romance would really make my heart flutter.

2018/08/052018/08/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I love sales because love is sales, and if you’re not continuously selling your woman on your relationship, she’ll look to another man for romance.

2018/06/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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#Startup idea: Instead of a dozen roses at a time, sell bouquets of butterflies to men who love romancing their women, but also want to show that their love is going places, and isn’t just going to sit still demanding water or it’ll kill itself.

2018/06/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The best thing about love is there are FREE refills—so long as your cup has a hole in the bottom and you’re not trying to keep it all for yourself.

2017/12/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Of all the ways to say I love you, saying it in Cupcake is the most romantic. Just don’t try to say I love you with a mouthful of strawberry I love you.

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I once planted a garden of love in my heart, of which the flowers looked like roses mixed with butterflies, and I’m sad my feelings for you evaporated, because I could easily sell bouquets of our romance for $19.95.

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To me, making love is performance art, and right now if you’d like to see a masterpiece, tickets are just $10 bucks at the window.

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Love flutters like a butterfly, and it grows like a floating rose.

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Powdered Rose Substitute doesn’t have The Gift of Flight, but butterfly wings on a dolphin wouldn’t make good swimming fins, if you know what I mean. What I’m trying to say is HURRY UP AND BUY! The SALE ends when Bob Ross finishes the masterpiece he’s painting now in the past.

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A bouquet of butterflies would be like a dozen flying roses, and that kind of romance would really make my heart flutter.

Like this:

I love sales because love is sales, and if you’re not continuously selling your woman on your relationship, she’ll look to another man for romance.

Like this:

#Startup idea: Instead of a dozen roses at a time, sell bouquets of butterflies to men who love romancing their women, but also want to show that their love is going places, and isn’t just going to sit still demanding water or it’ll kill itself.

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The best thing about love is there are FREE refills—so long as your cup has a hole in the bottom and you’re not trying to keep it all for yourself.

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