I guess my subconscious was telling me that it’s attracted to a cactus with legs. This is all meme and no remember, because I can’t recall the cactus having a face or how it walked, but all the women I’ve loved all turn out to be cacti, and if she has thorns, I want a rose.


Powdered Rose Substitute doesn’t have The Gift of Flight, but butterfly wings on a dolphin wouldn’t make good swimming fins, if you know what I mean. What I’m trying to say is HURRY UP AND BUY! The SALE ends when Bob Ross finishes the masterpiece he’s painting now in the past.