Of all the ways to say I love you, saying it in Cupcake is the most romantic. Just don’t try to say I love you with a mouthful of strawberry I love you.

2020/08/262020/08/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I make love like a rose, and I make war like a cactus. It’s up to you whether we are a garden or we are desert.

2019/08/192019/08/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I once planted a garden of love in my heart, of which the flowers looked like roses mixed with butterflies, and I’m sad my feelings for you evaporated, because I could easily sell bouquets of our romance for $19.95.

2019/07/212019/07/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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To me, making love is performance art, and right now if you’d like to see a masterpiece, tickets are just $10 bucks at the window.

2019/02/062019/02/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Love flutters like a butterfly, and it grows like a floating rose.

2018/12/152018/12/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I guess my subconscious was telling me that it’s attracted to a cactus with legs. This is all meme and no remember, because I can’t recall the cactus having a face or how it walked, but all the women I’ve loved all turn out to be cacti, and if she has thorns, I want a rose.

2018/09/082018/09/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Powdered Rose Substitute doesn’t have The Gift of Flight, but butterfly wings on a dolphin wouldn’t make good swimming fins, if you know what I mean. What I’m trying to say is HURRY UP AND BUY! The SALE ends when Bob Ross finishes the masterpiece he’s painting now in the past.

2018/08/232018/08/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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A bouquet of butterflies would be like a dozen flying roses, and that kind of romance would really make my heart flutter.

2018/08/052018/08/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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To love with everything you have, that is The Way of The Dandelion, and the rose has nothing on that level of romance.

2018/07/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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#Startup idea: Instead of a dozen roses at a time, sell bouquets of butterflies to men who love romancing their women, but also want to show that their love is going places, and isn’t just going to sit still demanding water or it’ll kill itself.

2018/06/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Of all the ways to say I love you, saying it in Cupcake is the most romantic. Just don’t try to say I love you with a mouthful of strawberry I love you.

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I make love like a rose, and I make war like a cactus. It’s up to you whether we are a garden or we are desert.

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I once planted a garden of love in my heart, of which the flowers looked like roses mixed with butterflies, and I’m sad my feelings for you evaporated, because I could easily sell bouquets of our romance for $19.95.

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To me, making love is performance art, and right now if you’d like to see a masterpiece, tickets are just $10 bucks at the window.

Like this:

Love flutters like a butterfly, and it grows like a floating rose.

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I guess my subconscious was telling me that it’s attracted to a cactus with legs. This is all meme and no remember, because I can’t recall the cactus having a face or how it walked, but all the women I’ve loved all turn out to be cacti, and if she has thorns, I want a rose.

Like this:

Powdered Rose Substitute doesn’t have The Gift of Flight, but butterfly wings on a dolphin wouldn’t make good swimming fins, if you know what I mean. What I’m trying to say is HURRY UP AND BUY! The SALE ends when Bob Ross finishes the masterpiece he’s painting now in the past.

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A bouquet of butterflies would be like a dozen flying roses, and that kind of romance would really make my heart flutter.

Like this:

To love with everything you have, that is The Way of The Dandelion, and the rose has nothing on that level of romance.

Like this:

#Startup idea: Instead of a dozen roses at a time, sell bouquets of butterflies to men who love romancing their women, but also want to show that their love is going places, and isn’t just going to sit still demanding water or it’ll kill itself.

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