I don’t have much to offer you, other than A Love Of A Lifetime. At ONLY $19.95, you can try to shop around, but NOBODY will beat that price. But if you act before February 14th, you’ll get this incredible deal at Buy One, Get One FREE!

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To me, making love is performance art, and right now if you’d like to see a masterpiece, tickets are just $10 bucks at the window.

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Our love is timeless, like a broken watch. That’s why it’s now ON SALE for 50% OFF!

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As Masters of The Fondle, TSA agents are so romantic that if they weren’t getting paid to grope travelers, they’d all probably be sitting at home writing Love Poetry in the style of Allen Ginsberg, that rambler for NAMBLA.

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There are 88 keys on a piano, but none will unlock my heart. Only you have that power. You are The Janitor of Desire. The pay is terrible, but that’s balanced out by the long hours.

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Though The Ozarks are often foggy and mysterious, I can see clearly, because I let my heart provide my vision.

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Let us love with a love greater than two, but equal to one.

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We had a love that could light the night sky with pastels like we were the sunrise, but we don’t have that anymore. I’m the only one who has our love now, but I keep it safe in my heart just in case you ever come back for it.

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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

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Your mouth can say the words I love you, but it’s your lips in your kiss that confirms the truth of your heart.

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I don’t have much to offer you, other than A Love Of A Lifetime. At ONLY $19.95, you can try to shop around, but NOBODY will beat that price. But if you act before February 14th, you’ll get this incredible deal at Buy One, Get One FREE!

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To me, making love is performance art, and right now if you’d like to see a masterpiece, tickets are just $10 bucks at the window.

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Our love is timeless, like a broken watch. That’s why it’s now ON SALE for 50% OFF!

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As Masters of The Fondle, TSA agents are so romantic that if they weren’t getting paid to grope travelers, they’d all probably be sitting at home writing Love Poetry in the style of Allen Ginsberg, that rambler for NAMBLA.

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There are 88 keys on a piano, but none will unlock my heart. Only you have that power. You are The Janitor of Desire. The pay is terrible, but that’s balanced out by the long hours.

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Though The Ozarks are often foggy and mysterious, I can see clearly, because I let my heart provide my vision.

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Let us love with a love greater than two, but equal to one.

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We had a love that could light the night sky with pastels like we were the sunrise, but we don’t have that anymore. I’m the only one who has our love now, but I keep it safe in my heart just in case you ever come back for it.

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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

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Your mouth can say the words I love you, but it’s your lips in your kiss that confirms the truth of your heart.

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