When I go jogging at night, and it’s pitch black, my shadow always takes the opportunity to run off and go grab a beer, because he thinks his actions are camouflaged and invisible to me. But when he gets fat and no longer mirrors my body, he’ll bring shame to The Shadow Community.

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I’m now discounting my Jazz Hands Dance Class, because, surprisingly, nobody’s signed up

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I love cans of soup, but never in my life have I had a can quite like Campbell’s.

The tin was exquisite, and the soup itself tasted almost as metallic.

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