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If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.

2020/10/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Covering motion stairs with fur does not make a Pet Escalator. Ask me how to convert your retirement nest egg into one giant omelet.

2020/05/192020/05/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Many elderly waterfalls move to Branson to retire, and if you decide to adopt a Snuggly Splash Factory, you need to buy adequate aqua equipment to properly care for these gurgling geriatrics.

2019/03/272019/03/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Don’t be like Dr. Steve Brule here. If you go to the trouble of raking a lifetime pile of cash like Autumn Tree Sheddings, don’t go and use the leaf blower known as a pension fund to push it to safety. No, be smart and read The Solari Report.

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Your pension and your 401K are just illusions, like Social Security. You’re better off investing in Bigfoot fur coats.

2017/10/202017/10/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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