If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.
Tag: retirement
Covering motion stairs with fur does not make a Pet Escalator. Ask me how to convert your retirement nest egg into one giant omelet.
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Many elderly waterfalls move to Branson to retire, and if you decide to adopt a Snuggly Splash Factory, you need to buy adequate aqua equipment to properly care for these gurgling geriatrics.
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Don’t be like Dr. Steve Brule here. If you go to the trouble of raking a lifetime pile of cash like Autumn Tree Sheddings, don’t go and use the leaf blower known as a pension fund to push it to safety. No, be smart and read The Solari Report.
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Your pension and your 401K are just illusions, like Social Security. You’re better off investing in Bigfoot fur coats.
