The Great Dragon may breathe fire, but he can’t stop his kingdom from burning. This world is an illusion made of dry sticks, and it’s all kindling material for when Christ returns.
Tag: retirement
If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.
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Covering motion stairs with fur does not make a Pet Escalator. Ask me how to convert your retirement nest egg into one giant omelet.
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Many elderly waterfalls move to Branson to retire, and if you decide to adopt a Snuggly Splash Factory, you need to buy adequate aqua equipment to properly care for these gurgling geriatrics.
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Don’t be like Dr. Steve Brule here. If you go to the trouble of raking a lifetime pile of cash like Autumn Tree Sheddings, don’t go and use the leaf blower known as a pension fund to push it to safety. No, be smart and read The Solari Report.
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Your pension and your 401K are just illusions, like Social Security. You’re better off investing in Bigfoot fur coats.
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