Why would you put the word dollar in your store? That’s a great way to continuously devalue your brand until it reaches its natural resting state—zero.

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Shopping for shopping carts has been my addiction ever since I discovered that Aldi’s was selling them for a quarter each. Now I resell them at 3 for 99 cents, or 95 for ONLY $19.95!

2019/03/012019/03/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Have you ever drank Liquid Cuddles? If you think it’s absurd, wait until I tell you about the SALE! 49 bottles of Liquid Cuddles for the price of ONE! Yes, that’s 50 bottles for ONLY $19.95!

2019/02/252019/02/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Shop local. Why buy grandmas from out of town, when the ones here are all ON SALE?

2019/02/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Stop by The Shop. You don’t have to buy anything, just so long as you spend money. Do it for the lulz.

2019/02/022019/02/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you happen to have a pet that’s so exotic it’s extinct, I do have specialty leashes, and I offer walking services at affordable prices. I’ll even walk your pet peeve, though there’s an extra cost due to the intrinsically irritating nature of the experience.

2019/01/302019/01/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Politics is wasted passion, like sports. Just a diversion. I can’t control what the globalist puppets do in Washington DC, but I might be able to influence the quality of life at the local level. The only vote that counts is what you choose to purchase, and from whom.

2019/01/302019/01/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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By shopping on Amazon, you may save money today, but you’ll pay for it in the future. By not buying local, your discounted purchase comes at the cost of Mom and Pop Shops struggling to survive, and when they are all gone, so is your town.

2019/01/292019/01/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When I talk about Florida, I don’t abbreviate by calling it Flo, so of course I refer to Amazon Go by its full name: Amazon Gonorrhea.

2019/01/172019/01/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I don’t want to see any Mom & Pop Shop to go out of business, because if Mom and Pop have no money, then who’s going to pay me my weekly allowance? And it I’m not getting paid, then who’s gonna mow the lawn and do the dishes after dinner?

2019/01/142019/01/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Why would you put the word dollar in your store? That’s a great way to continuously devalue your brand until it reaches its natural resting state—zero.

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Shopping for shopping carts has been my addiction ever since I discovered that Aldi’s was selling them for a quarter each. Now I resell them at 3 for 99 cents, or 95 for ONLY $19.95!

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Have you ever drank Liquid Cuddles? If you think it’s absurd, wait until I tell you about the SALE! 49 bottles of Liquid Cuddles for the price of ONE! Yes, that’s 50 bottles for ONLY $19.95!

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Shop local. Why buy grandmas from out of town, when the ones here are all ON SALE?

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Stop by The Shop. You don’t have to buy anything, just so long as you spend money. Do it for the lulz.

Like this:

If you happen to have a pet that’s so exotic it’s extinct, I do have specialty leashes, and I offer walking services at affordable prices. I’ll even walk your pet peeve, though there’s an extra cost due to the intrinsically irritating nature of the experience.

Like this:

Politics is wasted passion, like sports. Just a diversion. I can’t control what the globalist puppets do in Washington DC, but I might be able to influence the quality of life at the local level. The only vote that counts is what you choose to purchase, and from whom.

Like this:

By shopping on Amazon, you may save money today, but you’ll pay for it in the future. By not buying local, your discounted purchase comes at the cost of Mom and Pop Shops struggling to survive, and when they are all gone, so is your town.

Like this:

When I talk about Florida, I don’t abbreviate by calling it Flo, so of course I refer to Amazon Go by its full name: Amazon Gonorrhea.

Like this:

I don’t want to see any Mom & Pop Shop to go out of business, because if Mom and Pop have no money, then who’s going to pay me my weekly allowance? And it I’m not getting paid, then who’s gonna mow the lawn and do the dishes after dinner?

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