The essence or romance is mystery, and you already know whodunnit. It was Marie’s! They provide the food, music, and ambience to make this Valentine’s Day one to last all year.
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The desert is nothing without water. Actually, it’s everything without water, because if it had water it would cease to be a desert. Powdered Duck Eggs are the same way. Just add water! Or don’t! How you consume them is up to you.
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I’m now offering FREE refills on Duck Soup. Must be 21 years or older to drink. Julia Roberts LOVES it, and she said it reminds her of the horse piss she used to drink as a young man.
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To do nothing is to do something. Sometimes that’s a wise strategy, like when playing hide-and-go-seek while trying to act invisible so nobody sees you. But doing nothing is the worst thing you can do when it comes to marketing.
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Did you know that Subway used the rubber found in yoga mats to make their bread? If you think that’s gross, wait until you find out about Beyond Meat! They don’t make food like they used to. That’s why I’m selling all your childhood favorites, pristinely preserved in Tupperware.
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Is your favorite Chinese restaurant serving your favorite pet under the guise of chicken? Find out which restaurants in your area are secretly offering Toyota parts on their menu, tonight at 6:00.
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Steaks are NOW 19 for $19.95. Wow, that’s practically a steal! Actually, it truly is a steal. That’s what makes the food taste so great!
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Center Stage is a Yum Factory, manufacturing olfactory and gustation sensations, and that’s the kind of industry that is helping to Make this country great again.
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When McDonald’s brags about serving billions and billions of people, I get disgusted, because that kind of cannibalism shouldn’t be a selling point for customers to continue paying for the opportunity to eat people.
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I’m sorry, Ryan Gosling, but Lillie Hobbs is dancing wif me tonight. Better luck never.
