Tag: restaurant
To do nothing is to do something. Sometimes that’s a wise strategy, like when playing hide-and-go-seek while trying to act invisible so nobody sees you. But doing nothing is the worst thing you can do when it comes to marketing.
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Did you know that Subway used the rubber found in yoga mats to make their bread? If you think that’s gross, wait until you find out about Beyond Meat! They don’t make food like they used to. That’s why I’m selling all your childhood favorites, pristinely preserved in Tupperware.
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Is your favorite Chinese restaurant serving your favorite pet under the guise of chicken? Find out which restaurants in your area are secretly offering Toyota parts on their menu, tonight at 6:00.
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Steaks are NOW 19 for $19.95. Wow, that’s practically a steal! Actually, it truly is a steal. That’s what makes the food taste so great!
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Center Stage is a Yum Factory, manufacturing olfactory and gustation sensations, and that’s the kind of industry that is helping to Make this country great again.
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When McDonald’s brags about serving billions and billions of people, I get disgusted, because that kind of cannibalism shouldn’t be a selling point for customers to continue paying for the opportunity to eat people.
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I’m sorry, Ryan Gosling, but Lillie Hobbs is dancing wif me tonight. Better luck never.
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Lilly Hobbs versus Fast Food. Quality overcomes speed. A local business For The Win!
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Lillie Hobbs has homemade food, so I decided to make her a homemade GIF from scratch using 100% Organic Ingredients—and a touch of Love. Fresh from my Meme Oven! Get it while it’s dank, and it’s always dank, so be sure to wash your filthy hands before getting all grabby.
