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Who is going to win this year’s Super Bowl? I don’t know, because rather than waste my time watching The NFL, I’d rather watch other scripted TV programs.

2021/01/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Ever wake up in a fog, and you don’t know if you’re in reality or you’re still dreaming? Well, when you open your eyes in The Ozarks, you are BOTH awake and in a dream.

2020/05/192020/05/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My new coffee is now 1980s flavored. It was inspired by Branson, Missouri’s love obsession with the year 1991, combined with the letter Q. You can’t say you get no respect, because you get FREE refills right up to 1990.

2020/05/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Jacob, the son of Isaac, wasn’t the only man to wrestle with a being of light. I have grappled with a hologram, and I was victorious. A holographic entity is one FREE refill beyond gender fluid.

2020/01/122020/01/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you love my service as a Reality Tour Guide, or even if you hate it, would you be kind enough to recommend me to all your friends? Be sure to mention my ever-rising fee, and tell them that’s just one of the many benefits of doing business with me.

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The only people who want you to stay asleep are mattress salesmen and Deep State Globalists. For them, they don’t ever want you to wake up. Meme Warfare is not the same as The War on Memes. Which side are you on?

2018/04/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I collect silver. You know, for a rainy day. That’s also why I collect umbrellas. I would sell you one, but I’d much rather rent them out.

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