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I’m a landholder. I have piles and piles of dirtbags. Thanks to Potter Equipment Company and KJ Pond Service, my Surreal Estate is FOR SALE.

2020/06/122020/06/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Of course, a future world in which you live in a mailbox is obviously an exaggeration. It’s absurd! Do you really think The Globalists will let you enjoy so much living space? No, you’ll be confined to a tin can, and to ensure you fit they’ll incinerate you.

2019/03/282019/03/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Buy some sod and become a Land Owner! Start living The American Dream this Saturday!

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I drive an exotic sports car, a 2011 Toyota Camry, so I’m a guy that appreciates speed and luxury, which is why I decided to start selling high-quantity goods at low-quality prices.

2019/02/262019/02/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Making love is a beautiful thing, but remember to bring some Tupperware Containers, just in case you make extra and need to keep it fresh for a few weeks. That way customers don’t complain about the smell of the product you are selling.

2018/09/092018/09/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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