The best way to watch sports is while reading a book with the TV off. Start with The Bible.
Tag: reading
I love my cousin, and I’d never lie to him. Not only because I love him, but because he’s deaf, which means he reads body language like The Florida State University football team reads Dr. Seuss, and you can try to deceive with your words, but your body will always betray you.
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Your dance moves should be fluid, like Duck Soup. Right now when you buy my Romance In Motion lessons, you get FREE refills.
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My favorite part of The Art of War are all the commas. I mean, I guess that’s my favorite part, because I had my pet monkey read the book for me and summarize it using banana analogies.
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Movies changed the way people read, because why take 90 days to take in a story, a minute at a time before falling asleep in bed, when you can watch the movie adaptation of the book in 90 minutes? Well now with memes, you don’t even have to waste an hour and a half on a film.
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In my book, love is all there is in this world. If you agree, that book retails for $19.95 and does come with a FREE slice of Leftover Meatloaf, which makes a tasty bookmark.
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I think his book would make a great movie, so long as it was a silent film. I think blind people would enjoy it.
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I’ve written a whole forest’s worth of Love Poetry for you, and not a single tree was chopped down to complete this Library of The Heart.
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I am at The Book Maze, the place to get lost in literature. It’s actually called The Book Mine, but it is an elaborate labyrinth of fantasy.
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The best part about writing a book is getting to read it when I’m an old man with amnesia and say, “This is genius! Who wrote this masterpiece?” Then my grandkids will say, “You did, grandpappy!” as they lick their Meltless Ice-cream I will have invented sometime around 2021.
