You could watch TV 24 hours a day and still not come close to keeping up with all the CIA-sponsored PROGRAMMING. And if the masses are steaming videos, then the clever man sees his chance to be a thought leader by becoming a reader.

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No, I’m not calling YOUR book boring. YOUR book is amazing, and I can’t wait to start reading it. Is it available in video format?

2020/12/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I’m a writer, not a reader. I write book reviews, and I have no idea what I’m talking about.

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Jonathan has selected his FREE email to be Joycesque, and to that I said yes I will Yes and yes it’s coming right up, and his email will be full of YES and perfume and flowers and he asked me with his eyes to Yes in text format so I will yes I said YES.

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You can’t call yourself a Christian and then VOTE in an anti-Christ system. Some of you spend so much time watching football that you now read at the same level as the average NFL player, but The Bible and salvation don’t care about your second-grade intellectual capacity.

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The best way to watch sports is while reading a book with the TV off. Start with The Bible.

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I love my cousin, and I’d never lie to him. Not only because I love him, but because he’s deaf, which means he reads body language like The Florida State University football team reads Dr. Seuss, and you can try to deceive with your words, but your body will always betray you.

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Your dance moves should be fluid, like Duck Soup. Right now when you buy my Romance In Motion lessons, you get FREE refills.

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My favorite part of The Art of War are all the commas. I mean, I guess that’s my favorite part, because I had my pet monkey read the book for me and summarize it using banana analogies.

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Movies changed the way people read, because why take 90 days to take in a story, a minute at a time before falling asleep in bed, when you can watch the movie adaptation of the book in 90 minutes? Well now with memes, you don’t even have to waste an hour and a half on a film.

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You could watch TV 24 hours a day and still not come close to keeping up with all the CIA-sponsored PROGRAMMING. And if the masses are steaming videos, then the clever man sees his chance to be a thought leader by becoming a reader.

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No, I’m not calling YOUR book boring. YOUR book is amazing, and I can’t wait to start reading it. Is it available in video format?

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I’m a writer, not a reader. I write book reviews, and I have no idea what I’m talking about.

Like this:

Jonathan has selected his FREE email to be Joycesque, and to that I said yes I will Yes and yes it’s coming right up, and his email will be full of YES and perfume and flowers and he asked me with his eyes to Yes in text format so I will yes I said YES.

Like this:

You can’t call yourself a Christian and then VOTE in an anti-Christ system. Some of you spend so much time watching football that you now read at the same level as the average NFL player, but The Bible and salvation don’t care about your second-grade intellectual capacity.

Like this:

The best way to watch sports is while reading a book with the TV off. Start with The Bible.

Like this:

I love my cousin, and I’d never lie to him. Not only because I love him, but because he’s deaf, which means he reads body language like The Florida State University football team reads Dr. Seuss, and you can try to deceive with your words, but your body will always betray you.

Like this:

Your dance moves should be fluid, like Duck Soup. Right now when you buy my Romance In Motion lessons, you get FREE refills.

Like this:

My favorite part of The Art of War are all the commas. I mean, I guess that’s my favorite part, because I had my pet monkey read the book for me and summarize it using banana analogies.

Like this:

Movies changed the way people read, because why take 90 days to take in a story, a minute at a time before falling asleep in bed, when you can watch the movie adaptation of the book in 90 minutes? Well now with memes, you don’t even have to waste an hour and a half on a film.

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