If I wrote a dictionary, would you read it? What if I made it flow like a Nicholas Sparks romance novel?
￼Did you know Helen Keller was blind, deaf, and mute? OK, but did you know she taught herself how to read and write using only Alphabet Soup?
You could watch TV 24 hours a day and still not come close to keeping up with all the CIA-sponsored PROGRAMMING. And if the masses are steaming videos, then the clever man sees his chance to be a thought leader by becoming a reader.
No, I’m not calling YOUR book boring. YOUR book is amazing, and I can’t wait to start reading it. Is it available in video format?
I’m a writer, not a reader. I write book reviews, and I have no idea what I’m talking about.
The best way to watch sports is while reading a book with the TV off. Start with The Bible.
I love my cousin, and I’d never lie to him. Not only because I love him, but because he’s deaf, which means he reads body language like The Florida State University football team reads Dr. Seuss, and you can try to deceive with your words, but your body will always betray you.
Your dance moves should be fluid, like Duck Soup. Right now when you buy my Romance In Motion lessons, you get FREE refills.
My favorite part of The Art of War are all the commas. I mean, I guess that’s my favorite part, because I had my pet monkey read the book for me and summarize it using banana analogies.