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She makes my heart flutter like a butterfly, when before it was still like a rose, and so in return I bought her the most romantic gift ever: A used dishwasher. I would have bought her a new one, but babies splash around too much in the sink.

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America is parched, but instead of being thirsty for Truth and Everlasting Water, Americans are dehydrated of discernment. Without the wind of The Holy Spirit, this land will always be dry.

2020/10/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Love now, not later. Also, love later. And in between, buy some duck eggs from me.

2020/05/062020/05/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I admire your dancing moves, and I’d love to bottle them up and sell them as windshield wiper fluid. I only wish they came in Rain Water Flavor.

2020/03/032020/03/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m learning to play the trumpet one string at a time. I wish this whole experience was microwavable, because it’s frozen and taking forever in the oven.

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As the world grows more violent, I’m trying to harvest a more valuable crop: Peace. As a Farmer of Love, I have what people both want and need, and that makes it doubly profitable.

2019/04/102019/04/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Branson is the kind of town where they’ll try to sell you an umbrella when it’s raining, to keep you dry, and if it’s sunny they’ll also try to sell you an umbrella, to keep you cool. But why buy from them, when my umbrellas are now Buy 11, Get One FREE?

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If you have always wanted to be a fisherman of cash, but just haven’t had the right net to catch it all with, then NOW is your chance to use what the pros use. My net is 100% nylon and Made In America, Argentina.

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For our love to blossom and bloom, we need the sunlight and the rain, and we can weather anything if we use it to grow instead of wither.

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I am a Farmer of Romance, and I am trying to grow in love. Of all the things to grow, in love is the most profitable.

2018/07/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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