If a library has no books, it’s just an empty building, and people would know there had been a heist. But if you burn the library after you loot it, then it’s not a robbery, it’s a loss that won’t be looked for or pursued.
Tag: quack
Helen Keller was a master at keeping secrets. Perhaps the biggest secret that she kept was that she was a he.
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Don’t worry about this vaccine. You won’t be held down by soldiers and forcefully injected. We have a merciful government, and if you don’t take it you’ll simply be fired from your job, not be allowed to be hired elsewhere, denied unemployment, and barred from grocery stores.
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The phone line is open, and I eagerly await your phone call so you can BUY what I’ve got FOR SALE. I just don’t know my phone number, so I’m afraid you’re going to have to try all the possibly combinations until I finally pick up. Leave a message if I don’t answer.
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Two ducks walk into a bar. The third duck ducks, because he does what he is, as is natural. Let this be a lesson in quackery.
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