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I make love like I make coffee. That’s why if you buy right now, you get FREE refills for life. (Limited to one customer only. Promotion not valid in the following states: Alaska and Hawaii.)
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Whoa! What a promotion! I’m gonna go broke offering crazy deals like this! But you won’t go poor holding dollars. You can trust The Banksters. They only care about your future.
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I used to be a bicycle salesman, with my main promotion being Buy One Tire, Get One FREE. Now I sell Unicycles, and when you buy one you get a FREE handlebar mustache.
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