Some people put more thought into what kind of car to buy than what kind of mate to marry. I think that’s foolish, because I’m a bicycle salesman. Well, I actually only have one bicycle to sell, and I stole it, which is what makes it so profitable. 2020/03/102020/03/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
I’m all about deals, and my favorite deal is where you pay me and you get nothing in return. Talk about pure profit! 2019/04/142019/04/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
This is one SALE you don’t want to miss. Wendell will be gone, and I have a key, so everything MUST go! Especially the globe. That piece of #FakeNews is included FREE if you take out the trash. 2019/01/312019/01/31 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
What’s more profitable than buying low and selling high? Not buying at all! Get this speaker while it’s still HOT! 2019/01/232019/01/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
A shoplifter in a shopping cart is already in a prison cell of sorts. 2018/12/042018/12/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
The secret to wealth is to sell what you didn’t buy. That way 100% of the money you make is profit. The only way to get richer is to control the fiat currency printing presses, or to send millions to their deaths in fraudulent wars, and The Banksters control both those industries. 2018/08/212018/08/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
I used to bottle up all my rage, but now I don’t, because I switched production to love, which is better for the environment, not to mention more profitable, and so those bottles got put to a better use. 2018/08/042018/08/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...