Tag: product
After you buy my Dancing Lessons In A Box, and before you leave a one-star product review on Amazon, you should remember that the box only appears to be empty, but it is in fact full of my love for you.
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If you’re going to buy something, you may as well buy anything, and THIS amazing product FOR SALE is anything for anybody, even if, and especially if, you have a yellow smiley face for a head. These yellow gloves will really bring out your emoji.
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I should combine my Dancing In A Box with a Music Box, and toss in some FREE shoes, so my potential customers and students have no excuse for not buying. My product is made in a sweatshop, a sauna, unlike Nike, which uses child labor in a sweatshop.
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Well, the marketing campaign for #DancingLessonsInABottle has begun! Now I’m just waiting on my very first sale! And if I can get Dr. @Obambulator to recommend it to all his geriatric patients, I’ll be RICH!
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What’s the difference between the government and bank robbers? The bank robbers control the government and give themselves bail-outs and bail-ins.
