Are you awake, or are your eyes merely open as you sleepwalking through life? Here’s a test. My definition of politics is a group of shapeshifting reptilians selecting another reptilian, while humans are made to believe they’ve elected one of two humans. Do you agree?

2020/12/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

When a mass of people gather to watch two people fight, the best seat in the house is behind the counter that displays the candy and popcorn FOR SALE. Show your “I VOTED” sticker to receive a 50% discount on a half-sized bag.

2020/11/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Remember to VOTE! Because if you don’t VOTE, then the same globalist corporate mascot will get selected, but you won’t feel empowered and like you had a tiny sliver of control in the outcome.

2020/11/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

2020/04/112020/04/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If I gave birth to myself, like some kind of hermaphroditic worm, would I be entitled to FREE food? This is an important issue that NO Presidential candidate has EVER mentioned.

2020/03/132020/03/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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What I love most about power is that it’s so powerless it can be overcome and overthrown through voting. If we all just turn in enough slips of paper, they will turn over all their guns and stop their violence.

2020/02/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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One cool thing about having visited The Future is I already know who wins every Presidential election. In 2020 and 2024 the winner is The Banksters. There is no election in 2028, as WWIII has destroyed everything in this country except one lone tourist in Branson, driving 15 MPH.

2020/01/052020/01/05 jarodkintz11 Comment

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Society decays in four-year chunks at a time, and it’s as if the more energy elections snatch, the faster the degradation occurs, which leads me to believe that voting works. Trump is going to break The System by continuing to inject corruption until The System purifies itself.

2019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The fact that Trump hasn’t locked up any treasonous traitors, stopped the wars, or stomped out False Flag events designed to erase freedom simply means that he’s Our Champion, The Chosen One, and you must vote for him again. 2020 is about perfect vision while donning a blindfold.

2019/12/282019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

A Presidential Election is an event that changes the world one single-celled organism at a time. Remember: Where amoebas group together, there is great power in slime.

2019/12/282019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Are you awake, or are your eyes merely open as you sleepwalking through life? Here’s a test. My definition of politics is a group of shapeshifting reptilians selecting another reptilian, while humans are made to believe they’ve elected one of two humans. Do you agree?

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When a mass of people gather to watch two people fight, the best seat in the house is behind the counter that displays the candy and popcorn FOR SALE. Show your “I VOTED” sticker to receive a 50% discount on a half-sized bag.

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If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

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If I gave birth to myself, like some kind of hermaphroditic worm, would I be entitled to FREE food? This is an important issue that NO Presidential candidate has EVER mentioned.

Like this:

What I love most about power is that it’s so powerless it can be overcome and overthrown through voting. If we all just turn in enough slips of paper, they will turn over all their guns and stop their violence.

Like this:

One cool thing about having visited The Future is I already know who wins every Presidential election. In 2020 and 2024 the winner is The Banksters. There is no election in 2028, as WWIII has destroyed everything in this country except one lone tourist in Branson, driving 15 MPH.

Like this:

Society decays in four-year chunks at a time, and it’s as if the more energy elections snatch, the faster the degradation occurs, which leads me to believe that voting works. Trump is going to break The System by continuing to inject corruption until The System purifies itself.

Like this:

The fact that Trump hasn’t locked up any treasonous traitors, stopped the wars, or stomped out False Flag events designed to erase freedom simply means that he’s Our Champion, The Chosen One, and you must vote for him again. 2020 is about perfect vision while donning a blindfold.

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A Presidential Election is an event that changes the world one single-celled organism at a time. Remember: Where amoebas group together, there is great power in slime.

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