When I was a child, I wanted to be a cowboy. But now that I am grown, I want to be a cowman.
Tag: present
From honeysuckle to mint to pine, nothing smells fresher than sweet nostalgia. Well, nothing except for The Future, which is synonymous with April in The Ozarks.
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Did you know The Future is pregnant with possibility? And while it’s quite likely I am the father, one thing is for sure: It ain’t your favorite politician’s.
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I’d like to repair your elevator using only a kayak and a smile. Ask me about Tuesday Specials every Monday.
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Art as a service is great until you’re forced into the dilemma of: Do you keep The Masterpiece that I sculpted out of wrapping paper, or do you destroy The Masterpiece to discover the original gift inside? Masterpiece versus Mystery. Who will win?
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I am one man short of being a One-Man Cuddle Factory, but I guess that’s better than being one short man. But hey, at least there’s FREE meatloaf.
