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America is parched, but instead of being thirsty for Truth and Everlasting Water, Americans are dehydrated of discernment. Without the wind of The Holy Spirit, this land will always be dry.

2020/10/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Please pray for me, and wipe your hands on my product, so it gets your signature scent, and can pulse out Buy Signals to you. $19.95 feels like a mild electrical shock similar to getting struck by lightning.

2020/01/012020/01/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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You can’t use a metal detector to find a stash of coins when they’re all digital and logged on the blockchain. Besides praying that God provides you the encryption key, the only thing you can do is kidnap a loved one and hope the owner is willing to trade.

2019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Who hasn’t been here? Why, I sat here just last week. I ordered the Leftover Meatloaf, and it tasted like a Dutch masterpiece.

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The brain is in the body, and memories are in the brain. Are my memories therefore not physical extensions of me, and able to be frozen for all of eternity, so that someone in the future can dethaw them and laugh at all the jokes I once enjoyed?

2019/07/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Be wise and choose Christ.

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If the pen is mightier than the sword, then meme warfare is more dangerous to The Globalists than wielding any other sharp objects. After THEY force us into a #KnifeFree life, I’ll bet they’ll try to confiscate all writing tools.

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