I used to think alligators were reptiles until I found out about guys like Henry Kissinger, Trump and Putin’s handler, and now I see that alligators are human by comparison. Though Kissinger has Kiss in his name, there is no love in him.

2019/10/162019/10/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Now that the 2020 election is hyping up, after the endless corruption and societal decay due to corporations controlling politics, I’m beyond mocking people too stupid to see that the only voting that counts is how you spend your money.

2019/10/012019/10/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Why save for tomorrow when you might not exist then—and neither will the current purchasing power of your fiat currency? By taking away our hope for the future, The Banksters try to spur consumerism today.

2019/09/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Have you ever considered using used shoes as soup bowls? If it sounds gross, wait until you smell it! But don’t wait too long, because by that time it will be cold and I may no longer have it ON SALE!

2019/03/222019/03/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The future is NOW. Well, it will be, in just one second. If you’re patient, I think you’ll find it’s worth the wait. You’ve gotta see how far we’ve come as a society! It’s beautiful here!

2019/03/132019/03/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Forget murderers, rapists, and traitors. I’m glad Donald Trump’s Department of Justice is going after the truly evil people, like mothers who want their kids to get into good universities and are willing to pay for it.

2019/03/132019/03/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The best way to Make America Great Again is to make war. Thank God we have Trump as President, because if Hillary had been selected, we’d have gotten war.

2019/02/022019/02/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When people ask me who I voted for, I always say, “Mom and Pop!” That’s because I believe in voting with my wallet, so as much as possible I shop local over global.

2019/01/252019/01/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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There are 88 keys on a piano, but none will unlock my heart. Only you have that power. You are The Janitor of Desire. The pay is terrible, but that’s balanced out by the long hours.

2018/12/302018/12/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m sorry I crashed the local economy when my passionate heart took down Branson’s power grid, but I’m not sorry for loving you with such ferocious magnitude.

2018/11/302018/11/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I used to think alligators were reptiles until I found out about guys like Henry Kissinger, Trump and Putin’s handler, and now I see that alligators are human by comparison. Though Kissinger has Kiss in his name, there is no love in him.

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Now that the 2020 election is hyping up, after the endless corruption and societal decay due to corporations controlling politics, I’m beyond mocking people too stupid to see that the only voting that counts is how you spend your money.

Like this:

Why save for tomorrow when you might not exist then—and neither will the current purchasing power of your fiat currency? By taking away our hope for the future, The Banksters try to spur consumerism today.

Like this:

Have you ever considered using used shoes as soup bowls? If it sounds gross, wait until you smell it! But don’t wait too long, because by that time it will be cold and I may no longer have it ON SALE!

Like this:

The future is NOW. Well, it will be, in just one second. If you’re patient, I think you’ll find it’s worth the wait. You’ve gotta see how far we’ve come as a society! It’s beautiful here!

Like this:

Forget murderers, rapists, and traitors. I’m glad Donald Trump’s Department of Justice is going after the truly evil people, like mothers who want their kids to get into good universities and are willing to pay for it.

Like this:

The best way to Make America Great Again is to make war. Thank God we have Trump as President, because if Hillary had been selected, we’d have gotten war.

Like this:

When people ask me who I voted for, I always say, “Mom and Pop!” That’s because I believe in voting with my wallet, so as much as possible I shop local over global.

Like this:

There are 88 keys on a piano, but none will unlock my heart. Only you have that power. You are The Janitor of Desire. The pay is terrible, but that’s balanced out by the long hours.

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I’m sorry I crashed the local economy when my passionate heart took down Branson’s power grid, but I’m not sorry for loving you with such ferocious magnitude.

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