In the second grade I had a friend named Brian Goldfogel, who only ate goldfish crackers, and he taught me the value of money—gold. Every time I see goldfish crackers I think about him and I laugh, because I’m more of a Leftover Meatloaf kind of guy.

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You can offer FREE swag, FREE food, and FREE entertainment, but if people have no money, then they’re not going to buy anything from you. And is that the failure of experiential retail—or The Banksters who have debased our currency and impoverished us all?

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Judeo-Christianity, what is it? Well, Christianity is the Gold Standard, while Judaism is like a 100 Trillion Dollar Zimbabwe central bank note. The former holds its value over time, while the latter presents itself as exponentially superior, but is in fact entirely worthless.

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Who needs to make money, when you can spend money to make it look like you make money? Rent your way to fame and fortune!

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Whoa! What a promotion! I’m gonna go broke offering crazy deals like this! But you won’t go poor holding dollars. You can trust The Banksters. They only care about your future.

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Meme Makers distribute Truth and Humor like The Banksters spread poverty, only everybody’s richer for it. Well, everybody but The Banksters.

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I spend all my time searching for True Love, and when I find it, I will have found the greatest treasure. But in the meantime, it couldn’t hurt if I also looked for buried gold and silver.

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When the green things recede, and the brown creeps forward, then the scavengers start encircling and spiraling inward.

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When I talk about Florida, I don’t abbreviate by calling it Flo, so of course I refer to Amazon Go by its full name: Amazon Gonorrhea.

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Here is a #startup idea that will make money by taking money from the people that make money by printing it. Of course, I use the words people and money loosely, as the banksters are shapeshifting Reptilians, not people, and they don’t make money, they make fake money.

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In the second grade I had a friend named Brian Goldfogel, who only ate goldfish crackers, and he taught me the value of money—gold. Every time I see goldfish crackers I think about him and I laugh, because I’m more of a Leftover Meatloaf kind of guy.

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You can offer FREE swag, FREE food, and FREE entertainment, but if people have no money, then they’re not going to buy anything from you. And is that the failure of experiential retail—or The Banksters who have debased our currency and impoverished us all?

Like this:

Judeo-Christianity, what is it? Well, Christianity is the Gold Standard, while Judaism is like a 100 Trillion Dollar Zimbabwe central bank note. The former holds its value over time, while the latter presents itself as exponentially superior, but is in fact entirely worthless.

Like this:

Who needs to make money, when you can spend money to make it look like you make money? Rent your way to fame and fortune!

Like this:

Whoa! What a promotion! I’m gonna go broke offering crazy deals like this! But you won’t go poor holding dollars. You can trust The Banksters. They only care about your future.

Like this:

Meme Makers distribute Truth and Humor like The Banksters spread poverty, only everybody’s richer for it. Well, everybody but The Banksters.

Like this:

I spend all my time searching for True Love, and when I find it, I will have found the greatest treasure. But in the meantime, it couldn’t hurt if I also looked for buried gold and silver.

Like this:

When the green things recede, and the brown creeps forward, then the scavengers start encircling and spiraling inward.

Like this:

When I talk about Florida, I don’t abbreviate by calling it Flo, so of course I refer to Amazon Go by its full name: Amazon Gonorrhea.

Like this:

Here is a #startup idea that will make money by taking money from the people that make money by printing it. Of course, I use the words people and money loosely, as the banksters are shapeshifting Reptilians, not people, and they don’t make money, they make fake money.

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