Who needs to make money, when you can spend money to make it look like you make money? Rent your way to fame and fortune!

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Whoa! What a promotion! I’m gonna go broke offering crazy deals like this! But you won’t go poor holding dollars. You can trust The Banksters. They only care about your future.

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I spend all my time searching for True Love, and when I find it, I will have found the greatest treasure. But in the meantime, it couldn’t hurt if I also looked for buried gold and silver.

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When the green things recede, and the brown creeps forward, then the scavengers start encircling and spiraling inward.

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When I talk about Florida, I don’t abbreviate by calling it Flo, so of course I refer to Amazon Go by its full name: Amazon Gonorrhea.

2019/01/172019/01/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Here is a #startup idea that will make money by taking money from the people that make money by printing it. Of course, I use the words people and money loosely, as the banksters are shapeshifting Reptilians, not people, and they don’t make money, they make fake money.

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I have no money, but I have a surplus of talent with words and a heart large enough for two people, so I should write love letters and sell them to men who think they can buy affection.

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I like John Mayer’s song, “Waiting On The World To Change,” because in the middle of it he breaks into Elevator Music, which is designed to put people to sleep, so it allows the listener to take a MicroNap.

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Today I walked by a homeless man who was wearing rags—and he offered to buy me lunch. I declined, because I hate going out to eat with a person who’s better dressed than me.

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I used to be poor. I still am poor, so at least I have that continuity going for me that brings about a certain feeling of surety in my instability.

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Who needs to make money, when you can spend money to make it look like you make money? Rent your way to fame and fortune!

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Whoa! What a promotion! I’m gonna go broke offering crazy deals like this! But you won’t go poor holding dollars. You can trust The Banksters. They only care about your future.

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I spend all my time searching for True Love, and when I find it, I will have found the greatest treasure. But in the meantime, it couldn’t hurt if I also looked for buried gold and silver.

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When the green things recede, and the brown creeps forward, then the scavengers start encircling and spiraling inward.

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When I talk about Florida, I don’t abbreviate by calling it Flo, so of course I refer to Amazon Go by its full name: Amazon Gonorrhea.

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Here is a #startup idea that will make money by taking money from the people that make money by printing it. Of course, I use the words people and money loosely, as the banksters are shapeshifting Reptilians, not people, and they don’t make money, they make fake money.

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I have no money, but I have a surplus of talent with words and a heart large enough for two people, so I should write love letters and sell them to men who think they can buy affection.

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I like John Mayer’s song, “Waiting On The World To Change,” because in the middle of it he breaks into Elevator Music, which is designed to put people to sleep, so it allows the listener to take a MicroNap.

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Today I walked by a homeless man who was wearing rags—and he offered to buy me lunch. I declined, because I hate going out to eat with a person who’s better dressed than me.

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I used to be poor. I still am poor, so at least I have that continuity going for me that brings about a certain feeling of surety in my instability.

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