Tag: politics
Did you know The Future is pregnant with possibility? And while it’s quite likely I am the father, one thing is for sure: It ain’t your favorite politician’s.
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What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? One would take meetings with Kissinger in The White House as President, and the other has taken meetings with Kissinger in The White House as President.
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If you don’t quit tricking me, I’m warning you, I’m gonna keep on voting for you until you regret making me look like a fool!
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Just say NO! Especially when it comes to the drug that every politician is hooked on: Big Government.
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I make lots of mistakes. I just don’t make the exact same mistake every four years by voting, because I’m clever and learn after my first blunder.
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Bravery is knowing that danger is coming, but willingly rushing in to certain slaughter. Wait, that sounds a lot like voting.
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To be a good shopper, you must spend as little money as possible to get as much quantity and quality as possible, but to be a great shopper, you must spend other people’s money. Next time you’re in a store, think like a politician.
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It takes many mechanics to make The War Machine function, and one integral job of such a mechanic is to vote and cheer for your team’s Lead Warmonger, as s/he/it heads to Occult City (Washington, D.C.).
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Most people think just because a government official is speaking, he’s telling The Truth. But actually, the opposite is almost always true. In fact, if we gave them lie detector tests, they’d break the machines, like an elephant on a bathroom weight scale.
