I only call my new cologne Insecticide, and it only smells like bug killer, but it is in fact no more deadly than voting. (Try it on pancakes!)

2019/09/132019/09/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Truer words have never been spoken. Also, truer words have never been spoken.

2019/06/112019/06/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Donald Trump won a rigged election in 2016, and so if it was rigged, did he really win? Or was he selected? Was he put in place by the same people who orchestrated 9/11, and if not, how did The Simpsons predict both Black Swan events?

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I hate the endless wars of Clown World, but I must admit that I like fishing for swimming sunsets. Makes me wish I had Leftover Meatloaf for brains, so I could vote and cheer on my favorite political team (out of two possible choices).

2019/05/212019/05/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Did you know The Future is pregnant with possibility? And while it’s quite likely I am the father, one thing is for sure: It ain’t your favorite politician’s.

2019/04/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? One would take meetings with Kissinger in The White House as President, and the other has taken meetings with Kissinger in The White House as President.

2019/04/152019/04/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you don’t quit tricking me, I’m warning you, I’m gonna keep on voting for you until you regret making me look like a fool!

2019/04/142019/04/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Just say NO! Especially when it comes to the drug that every politician is hooked on: Big Government.

2019/04/132019/04/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I make lots of mistakes. I just don’t make the exact same mistake every four years by voting, because I’m clever and learn after my first blunder.

2019/04/102019/04/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Bravery is knowing that danger is coming, but willingly rushing in to certain slaughter. Wait, that sounds a lot like voting.

2019/04/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I only call my new cologne Insecticide, and it only smells like bug killer, but it is in fact no more deadly than voting. (Try it on pancakes!)

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Truer words have never been spoken. Also, truer words have never been spoken.

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Donald Trump won a rigged election in 2016, and so if it was rigged, did he really win? Or was he selected? Was he put in place by the same people who orchestrated 9/11, and if not, how did The Simpsons predict both Black Swan events?

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I hate the endless wars of Clown World, but I must admit that I like fishing for swimming sunsets. Makes me wish I had Leftover Meatloaf for brains, so I could vote and cheer on my favorite political team (out of two possible choices).

Like this:

Did you know The Future is pregnant with possibility? And while it’s quite likely I am the father, one thing is for sure: It ain’t your favorite politician’s.

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What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? One would take meetings with Kissinger in The White House as President, and the other has taken meetings with Kissinger in The White House as President.

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If you don’t quit tricking me, I’m warning you, I’m gonna keep on voting for you until you regret making me look like a fool!

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Just say NO! Especially when it comes to the drug that every politician is hooked on: Big Government.

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I make lots of mistakes. I just don’t make the exact same mistake every four years by voting, because I’m clever and learn after my first blunder.

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Bravery is knowing that danger is coming, but willingly rushing in to certain slaughter. Wait, that sounds a lot like voting.

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