Tag: politics
I’m shocked to learn I’ve been saying the word joke wrong. My whole life I thought it was pronounced joke, like choke with a j, but it turns out it’s actually spoken as MAGA.
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If criminals are making our laws, and never get arrested for even murder or treason, while our prisons are for-profit and filled with slave labor, whom do the police really serve and protect?
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What do you get when the government shuts down the economy, closes meat-processing plants, and destroys fruits, vegetables, and milk in mass? One more reason to put on your red MAGA hat and VOTE for FREEDOM!
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The perfect pet is half cat, half waterfall, because you could splash in snuggles, but also take it for a walk down a mountain. But why go through all that work, when you could just take The Ozarks Service Escalator?
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Every Friday The Thirteenth I celebrate Knights Templar Day. I’ve got THE authentic map that details the location of their hidden treasure, and I’ll sell it to you for ONLY $19.95. (Limit one per customer.)
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The act of voting naturally creates winners and losers. The winners are the international banksters, the globalists, and the losers are always The People, the actual VOTERS.
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Wearing a mask over your mouth, it’s the new way to wear a blindfold. Let the world know you watch TV and that you stay up-to-date on misinformation.
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I admire the courage of the QAnon crowd, who bravely sit on their sofas watching FOX News, smug in their comfortable belief that mythical heroes in white hats are SAVING us by assisting The Globalists in destroying our FREEDOM. That’s a BOLD strategy on the part of the red hats.
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When dog shit is seen, a fool veers off to step in it. But only a red MAGA hat sees dog shit and actually goes to VOTE for it, and then cheers as it makes life shitty. MAGA = MA1933A.
