Forget murderers, rapists, and traitors. I’m glad Donald Trump’s Department of Justice is going after the truly evil people, like mothers who want their kids to get into good universities and are willing to pay for it.

2019/03/132019/03/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My coffee is now ON SALE at 5 for $10 plus $89.75, for a total of $19.95 EACH. Incredible! Not only is it expensive, but it’s awful, like Starbucks.

2019/02/082019/02/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The best part about selling to politicians is they never buy anything, even when they buy everything. They purchase, but The People pay.

2019/02/032019/02/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The best way to Make America Great Again is to make war. Thank God we have Trump as President, because if Hillary had been selected, we’d have gotten war.

2019/02/022019/02/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m all about saving you money. But I can’t save you money until you spend money, so find out now by buying. What are you waiting for? You can’t shop when you’re dead, even if you can vote for Hillary Clinton.

2019/01/062019/01/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Am I a cynic? No, I’m a realist, and only a simpleton confuses the two.

2018/11/152018/11/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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People jealous of my dad bod would be even more envious to know that I don’t even train to maintain my slovenly appearance. My slob look is all natural. The only thing I train for is Election Day, my Olympics, where I vote so hard I literally save America. You’re welcome.

2018/11/042018/11/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Societal change starts with me, and if I use my voice to say another should speak for me, by voting, then I can change The System. I’ll use The System to beat The System, by giving power to another person to challenge The System for me, with the understanding that The System that person earns a living off of should be destroyed by that person.

2018/09/282018/09/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I once gave a stirring speech about how to best mix Kool-Aid powder with water. For best results, add a little Truth in with your Propaganda, so The People will swallow it more readily.

2018/08/022018/08/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I was recently crowned Salesman of The Century. It’s a one-hundred-year honor that I was able to obtain for $44.44 at my local Trophy Store.

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Forget murderers, rapists, and traitors. I’m glad Donald Trump’s Department of Justice is going after the truly evil people, like mothers who want their kids to get into good universities and are willing to pay for it.

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My coffee is now ON SALE at 5 for $10 plus $89.75, for a total of $19.95 EACH. Incredible! Not only is it expensive, but it’s awful, like Starbucks.

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The best part about selling to politicians is they never buy anything, even when they buy everything. They purchase, but The People pay.

Like this:

The best way to Make America Great Again is to make war. Thank God we have Trump as President, because if Hillary had been selected, we’d have gotten war.

Like this:

I’m all about saving you money. But I can’t save you money until you spend money, so find out now by buying. What are you waiting for? You can’t shop when you’re dead, even if you can vote for Hillary Clinton.

Like this:

Am I a cynic? No, I’m a realist, and only a simpleton confuses the two.

Like this:

People jealous of my dad bod would be even more envious to know that I don’t even train to maintain my slovenly appearance. My slob look is all natural. The only thing I train for is Election Day, my Olympics, where I vote so hard I literally save America. You’re welcome.

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I once gave a stirring speech about how to best mix Kool-Aid powder with water. For best results, add a little Truth in with your Propaganda, so The People will swallow it more readily.

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I was recently crowned Salesman of The Century. It’s a one-hundred-year honor that I was able to obtain for $44.44 at my local Trophy Store.

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