If you vote, you’re not only NOT a moron in my book, but you’re also a hero. I think you’d like my book. It retails for $19.95, but for a warrior like you I’d be willing to let you have it for ONLY $19.95.

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I remember this one time I remembered this one time. That was a good time. Also, that was a good time.

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Much like The Circus, politics is serious. It’s no laughing matter. If you don’t vote, some dead guy in Chicago will do it for you—twice.

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I’m a Voting Coach. When you’re broken down, and your spirit is deflated, I’m going to be there, in your face, shouting at you to VOTE HARDER. So don’t you dare get apathetic and skip this election, because only you have the power to save the earth from The New World Order.

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The stock market is at all-time highs, and we as Americans owe a record amount of money to The International Banksters. That can only mean one thing: It’s time to put on your red MAGA yarmulke and celebrate our good fortune. We did it, fam!

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No cat would vote for Trump. No cat would vote at all. Have you ever seen a cat at a polling booth? No, they are far too clever to fall for such a farce.

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I used to think alligators were reptiles until I found out about guys like Henry Kissinger, Trump and Putin’s handler, and now I see that alligators are human by comparison. Though Kissinger has Kiss in his name, there is no love in him.

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Vote for me. Make 2020 about vision once again, and let the blind and deaf vote for the dumb.

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Now that the 2020 election is hyping up, after the endless corruption and societal decay due to corporations controlling politics, I’m beyond mocking people too stupid to see that the only voting that counts is how you spend your money.

2019/10/012019/10/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I only call my new cologne Insecticide, and it only smells like bug killer, but it is in fact no more deadly than voting. (Try it on pancakes!)

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Tag: politics

If you vote, you’re not only NOT a moron in my book, but you’re also a hero. I think you’d like my book. It retails for $19.95, but for a warrior like you I’d be willing to let you have it for ONLY $19.95.

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I remember this one time I remembered this one time. That was a good time. Also, that was a good time.

Like this:

Much like The Circus, politics is serious. It’s no laughing matter. If you don’t vote, some dead guy in Chicago will do it for you—twice.

Like this:

I’m a Voting Coach. When you’re broken down, and your spirit is deflated, I’m going to be there, in your face, shouting at you to VOTE HARDER. So don’t you dare get apathetic and skip this election, because only you have the power to save the earth from The New World Order.

Like this:

The stock market is at all-time highs, and we as Americans owe a record amount of money to The International Banksters. That can only mean one thing: It’s time to put on your red MAGA yarmulke and celebrate our good fortune. We did it, fam!

Like this:

No cat would vote for Trump. No cat would vote at all. Have you ever seen a cat at a polling booth? No, they are far too clever to fall for such a farce.

Like this:

I used to think alligators were reptiles until I found out about guys like Henry Kissinger, Trump and Putin’s handler, and now I see that alligators are human by comparison. Though Kissinger has Kiss in his name, there is no love in him.

Like this:

Vote for me. Make 2020 about vision once again, and let the blind and deaf vote for the dumb.

Like this:

Now that the 2020 election is hyping up, after the endless corruption and societal decay due to corporations controlling politics, I’m beyond mocking people too stupid to see that the only voting that counts is how you spend your money.

Like this:

I only call my new cologne Insecticide, and it only smells like bug killer, but it is in fact no more deadly than voting. (Try it on pancakes!)

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