I Voted stickers are passed out as if to symbolize the true argument, which is, “My dog shit is better than your dog shit!” That’s step one to have shit on your shoes every four years.

2019/12/132019/12/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Donald Trump won a rigged election in 2016, and so if it was rigged, did he really win? Or was he selected? Was he put in place by the same people who orchestrated 9/11, and if not, how did The Simpsons predict both Black Swan events?

2019/06/052019/06/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The politicians you voted for last time, the time before that, the time before that, and every time before that haven’t done what they said they’d do, but surely this next time they’ll listen to The People. Surely.

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I know the politicians haven’t kept their promises, as they pretend to fight and be enemies, but if you just vote ONE more time, they’ll fix all the problems they created. The future of the world depends on you.

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The best part about selling to politicians is they never buy anything, even when they buy everything. They purchase, but The People pay.

2019/02/032019/02/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Societal change starts with me, and if I use my voice to say another should speak for me, by voting, then I can change The System. I’ll use The System to beat The System, by giving power to another person to challenge The System for me, with the understanding that The System that person earns a living off of should be destroyed by that person.

2018/09/282018/09/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I once gave a stirring speech about how to best mix Kool-Aid powder with water. For best results, add a little Truth in with your Propaganda, so The People will swallow it more readily.

2018/08/022018/08/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I was recently crowned Salesman of The Century. It’s a one-hundred-year honor that I was able to obtain for $44.44 at my local Trophy Store.

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When The Government offers you Dirt Soup, not only is it FREE, but you have to pay for it. Oh, and you are the one who made it.

2018/07/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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It occurs to me that considering the average person who votes Democrat is a resident in a cemetery, steamed broccoli most definitely has a higher IQ.

2018/05/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I Voted stickers are passed out as if to symbolize the true argument, which is, “My dog shit is better than your dog shit!” That’s step one to have shit on your shoes every four years.

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The politicians you voted for last time, the time before that, the time before that, and every time before that haven’t done what they said they’d do, but surely this next time they’ll listen to The People. Surely.

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I know the politicians haven’t kept their promises, as they pretend to fight and be enemies, but if you just vote ONE more time, they’ll fix all the problems they created. The future of the world depends on you.

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The best part about selling to politicians is they never buy anything, even when they buy everything. They purchase, but The People pay.

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I once gave a stirring speech about how to best mix Kool-Aid powder with water. For best results, add a little Truth in with your Propaganda, so The People will swallow it more readily.

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I was recently crowned Salesman of The Century. It’s a one-hundred-year honor that I was able to obtain for $44.44 at my local Trophy Store.

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When The Government offers you Dirt Soup, not only is it FREE, but you have to pay for it. Oh, and you are the one who made it.

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It occurs to me that considering the average person who votes Democrat is a resident in a cemetery, steamed broccoli most definitely has a higher IQ.

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