At BearPaw Duck Farm, we don’t support alligator wrestling or any form of animal cruelty. Unless the animal the alligator is wrestling is a politician.

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Are you awake, or are your eyes merely open as you sleepwalking through life? Here’s a test. My definition of politics is a group of shapeshifting reptilians selecting another reptilian, while humans are made to believe they’ve elected one of two humans. Do you agree?

2020/12/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Politicians want The People to wear masks, but it would benefit society if they covered their mouths with them. This world would be healthier if the talking out of both sides of politicians’ chew-holes stopped.

2020/10/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I’m such a good dancer that I make marble statues look fluid. The only thing I do with more enthusiasm is VOTE.

2020/09/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I’m shocked to learn I’ve been saying the word joke wrong. My whole life I thought it was pronounced joke, like choke with a j, but it turns out it’s actually spoken as MAGA.

2020/06/122020/06/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If criminals are making our laws, and never get arrested for even murder or treason, while our prisons are for-profit and filled with slave labor, whom do the police really serve and protect?

2020/05/092020/05/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Every Friday The Thirteenth I celebrate Knights Templar Day. I’ve got THE authentic map that details the location of their hidden treasure, and I’ll sell it to you for ONLY $19.95. (Limit one per customer.)

2020/04/212020/04/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

2020/04/112020/04/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

The Coronavirus will kill as many people as it takes to eliminate our FREEDOM, because The Globalists are tallying the deaths. You know, the same people that count up all the VOTES.

2020/04/112020/04/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Glad Trump bailed out The People. The deal’s full of fizzle and overflowing with MAGA. As a ratio, The Banksters get enough money to buy out Coca-Cola, the whole company, while The People get spare change to split a can of soda—if we could find some place to even spend our money.

2020/04/012020/04/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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At BearPaw Duck Farm, we don’t support alligator wrestling or any form of animal cruelty. Unless the animal the alligator is wrestling is a politician.

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Are you awake, or are your eyes merely open as you sleepwalking through life? Here’s a test. My definition of politics is a group of shapeshifting reptilians selecting another reptilian, while humans are made to believe they’ve elected one of two humans. Do you agree?

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Politicians want The People to wear masks, but it would benefit society if they covered their mouths with them. This world would be healthier if the talking out of both sides of politicians’ chew-holes stopped.

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I’m such a good dancer that I make marble statues look fluid. The only thing I do with more enthusiasm is VOTE.

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I’m shocked to learn I’ve been saying the word joke wrong. My whole life I thought it was pronounced joke, like choke with a j, but it turns out it’s actually spoken as MAGA.

Like this:

If criminals are making our laws, and never get arrested for even murder or treason, while our prisons are for-profit and filled with slave labor, whom do the police really serve and protect?

Like this:

Every Friday The Thirteenth I celebrate Knights Templar Day. I’ve got THE authentic map that details the location of their hidden treasure, and I’ll sell it to you for ONLY $19.95. (Limit one per customer.)

Like this:

If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

Like this:

The Coronavirus will kill as many people as it takes to eliminate our FREEDOM, because The Globalists are tallying the deaths. You know, the same people that count up all the VOTES.

Like this:

Glad Trump bailed out The People. The deal’s full of fizzle and overflowing with MAGA. As a ratio, The Banksters get enough money to buy out Coca-Cola, the whole company, while The People get spare change to split a can of soda—if we could find some place to even spend our money.

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