I have a pet bicycle, and when I take it for a walk people look at me like I’m crazy. What, have you never seen an “I Voted!” T-shirt before?

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I often just stop by Nature’s Wonders to buy an orange soda. Of course, they also sell other tasty flavors, like brown, light brown, and red brown.

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I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. (Powdered love poetry and water sold separately.)

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Wasn’t it William Congreve, who in 1697 said, “Hell hath no fury like 1992 scorned”? He was a prolific and prophetic poet, and most of his later work still survives above urinals all over Branson, Missouri.

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You can string lovely words together to make someone fall in love with you, but don’t string them along.

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You can live life twice, when you find your soul mate, because you feel what she feels, and her heart pumps your veins with love.

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The heart is a magical vessel, because the more love you pour out, the more love you have to pour out, and right now I’m offering FREE refills!

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Or perhaps your love has inspired my stone-heart to grow into a tree that’s full of green life.

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If I could live anywhere, I’d live here, in this moment, with you.

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I once planted a garden of love in my heart, of which the flowers looked like roses mixed with butterflies, and I’m sad my feelings for you evaporated, because I could easily sell bouquets of our romance for $19.95.

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I have a pet bicycle, and when I take it for a walk people look at me like I’m crazy. What, have you never seen an “I Voted!” T-shirt before?

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I often just stop by Nature’s Wonders to buy an orange soda. Of course, they also sell other tasty flavors, like brown, light brown, and red brown.

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I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. (Powdered love poetry and water sold separately.)

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Wasn’t it William Congreve, who in 1697 said, “Hell hath no fury like 1992 scorned”? He was a prolific and prophetic poet, and most of his later work still survives above urinals all over Branson, Missouri.

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You can string lovely words together to make someone fall in love with you, but don’t string them along.

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You can live life twice, when you find your soul mate, because you feel what she feels, and her heart pumps your veins with love.

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The heart is a magical vessel, because the more love you pour out, the more love you have to pour out, and right now I’m offering FREE refills!

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Or perhaps your love has inspired my stone-heart to grow into a tree that’s full of green life.

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If I could live anywhere, I’d live here, in this moment, with you.

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I once planted a garden of love in my heart, of which the flowers looked like roses mixed with butterflies, and I’m sad my feelings for you evaporated, because I could easily sell bouquets of our romance for $19.95.

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