I often just stop by Nature’s Wonders to buy an orange soda. Of course, they also sell other tasty flavors, like brown, light brown, and red brown.
I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. (Powdered love poetry and water sold separately.)
Wasn’t it William Congreve, who in 1697 said, “Hell hath no fury like 1992 scorned”? He was a prolific and prophetic poet, and most of his later work still survives above urinals all over Branson, Missouri.
You can string lovely words together to make someone fall in love with you, but don’t string them along.
You can live life twice, when you find your soul mate, because you feel what she feels, and her heart pumps your veins with love.
The heart is a magical vessel, because the more love you pour out, the more love you have to pour out, and right now I’m offering FREE refills!
Or perhaps your love has inspired my stone-heart to grow into a tree that’s full of green life.
If I could live anywhere, I’d live here, in this moment, with you.
I once planted a garden of love in my heart, of which the flowers looked like roses mixed with butterflies, and I’m sad my feelings for you evaporated, because I could easily sell bouquets of our romance for $19.95.