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Now that nobody has any money or job, maybe people would pay me to print them income. Buy a $100 dollar bill for ONLY $19.95—or Five For Fifty dollars. (Fake, fake, fake money not an acceptable form of payment for fake, fake money.)

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I now sell Waterfall Wedding Veils, because what’s more romantic than weddings and waterfalls? Only the LOW price of ONLY $19.95!

2020/03/172020/03/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Sometimes you buy too much and you regret it. Like buying a timeshare condo, or buying twelve donuts and actually getting thirteen. Are you serious, baker? I can only eat one dozen at one time. What’s with the extra one?

2019/12/102019/12/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When I’m not making cakes, my hobbies include terrorizing trailer parks and being photographed by storm chasers.

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I took this photo, but I didn’t take this photo. I took it from Google, and once I’m done promoting myself, I promise I’ll put it back.

2019/01/122019/01/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Are waterfalls the most romantic things in the world? You’d think so, but I actually dated one, and the truth is they only care about looking good, and they only want you around to fawn over them and take their picture all the time.

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