Consumers tell me, “Jarod, BearPaw Duck Farm has the longest wait times to reach a customer service representative.” I always reply, “The unsatisfactory products you have to purchase, but the lesson in patience you get for FREE.”
Tag: patience
While you’re waiting on the love of your life, why don’t you go to the bathroom and wash your hands 4,321 times? It’s stocked with enough April in The Ozarks to get you through this winter of your soul.
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The best part of now is you don’t have to wait for it. That’s what makes now my favorite time to do what I shouldn’t do, and don’t what I should do.
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The future is NOW. Well, it will be, in just one second. If you’re patient, I think you’ll find it’s worth the wait. You’ve gotta see how far we’ve come as a society! It’s beautiful here!
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You could be who you were born to be. With my red clown noses FOR SALE, or FREE with select offers, you no longer have to wait around for Presidential Elections to let the world know who you really are deep inside.
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It only takes a moment to make a moment that could last a lifetime. If you just slow down, you may make a fast friend.
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Long white beards usually indicate wisdom. Well, I can’t grow facial hair, so I decided to go Full Fool and store all my savings in fiat currency in my bank account. I’m hoping things turn out well for me.
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I should make a watch that ditches the numbers 1-12 in favor twelve LOVEs, evenly spaced where the hours would be, because no matter what time it is, it’s time to love.
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