If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.
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My only note for Branson’s Anthems of Rock is what I tell potential buyers at my Tupperware Parties: You can never have too much Meatloaf. It makes such perfect Leftovers that a whole show could be done from the classic love ballad that’s beloved by fans of all hearing ranges.
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Who hasn’t been there before, am I right? And since you have been there, can you give me the address? I’ve always wanted to cuddle with a pink cat.
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A town’s business cycle is a dance, and for the party and prosperity to increase in intensity, you can’t be playing music from 60 years ago.
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I’m now selling Modern Dance Moves in four sizes: Small, Medium, Large, and I’ve Gotta Pee. The latter also describes the exotic motion.
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Next time you have a funeral, you should hire a better DJ. Also, the cheese dip tasted a little funky, like a 1970s disco hit, and I like my queso smoother, like love songs from the 80s.
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This #sponsored #ad is brought to you by #KindArtZooJar. It’s the only Fashion House made entirely of cards, and that’s why they have all the deals.
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The key to keeping your pet waterfall happy is feeding it Kool-Aid, and if you don’t want to turn your pet waterfall all red, as if it’s in a continual state of blushing, I recommend using the transparent flavor of Kool-Aid called CNN.
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America’s biggest export is war, which means we switched from making widgets to manufacturing death, so it’s not surprising that McDonald’s tastes like a coffin.
