Here today, gone tomorrow—is that a reference to the value of a fiat currency like the dollar? Buy things that buy things, and don’t save things that don’t buy things.

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I’m a landholder. I have piles and piles of dirtbags. Thanks to Potter Equipment Company and KJ Pond Service, my Surreal Estate is FOR SALE.

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I believe we are all being reduced to poverty through the devaluation of our fiat currency and the forced closures of small businesses. I also believe mass starvation is coming. Am I living in Fantasy Land? No. I’m living fantastically in The Ozarks, and I am preparing.

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I know Romance is dying, and I feel bad that I won’t be able to bring it any homemade Duck Noodle Soup, but at the same time I am happy to be SOLD OUT. Julia Roberts galloped past BearPaw Duck Farm and drank up my entire stash, which was FULL and stored in Branson’s water tower.

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Ever wake up in a fog, and you don’t know if you’re in reality or you’re still dreaming? Well, when you open your eyes in The Ozarks, you are BOTH awake and in a dream.

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No matter what time it is, it’s always now. That makes it the perfect time to love. But what is the perfect place to love? That’s easy—BearPaw Duck Farm.

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If our ducks have to spend from sunset to sunrise cooped up, we want to make sure they are having the most fun, which means maximizing their exposure to critters that they can chase and eat.

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Flamingos are pink giraffe ducks. That’s not just a fact—it’s also the promo code for your FREE tour of BearPaw Albino Horseneck Flamingo Farm.

2020/05/092020/05/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My new coffee is now 1980s flavored. It was inspired by Branson, Missouri’s love obsession with the year 1991, combined with the letter Q. You can’t say you get no respect, because you get FREE refills right up to 1990.

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It seems like the sun is always shining on The Ozarks, even at night. That’s because this place is hidden and full of love, like a beating heart.

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Here today, gone tomorrow—is that a reference to the value of a fiat currency like the dollar? Buy things that buy things, and don’t save things that don’t buy things.

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I’m a landholder. I have piles and piles of dirtbags. Thanks to Potter Equipment Company and KJ Pond Service, my Surreal Estate is FOR SALE.

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I believe we are all being reduced to poverty through the devaluation of our fiat currency and the forced closures of small businesses. I also believe mass starvation is coming. Am I living in Fantasy Land? No. I’m living fantastically in The Ozarks, and I am preparing.

Like this:

I know Romance is dying, and I feel bad that I won’t be able to bring it any homemade Duck Noodle Soup, but at the same time I am happy to be SOLD OUT. Julia Roberts galloped past BearPaw Duck Farm and drank up my entire stash, which was FULL and stored in Branson’s water tower.

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Ever wake up in a fog, and you don’t know if you’re in reality or you’re still dreaming? Well, when you open your eyes in The Ozarks, you are BOTH awake and in a dream.

Like this:

No matter what time it is, it’s always now. That makes it the perfect time to love. But what is the perfect place to love? That’s easy—BearPaw Duck Farm.

Like this:

If our ducks have to spend from sunset to sunrise cooped up, we want to make sure they are having the most fun, which means maximizing their exposure to critters that they can chase and eat.

Like this:

My new coffee is now 1980s flavored. It was inspired by Branson, Missouri’s love obsession with the year 1991, combined with the letter Q. You can’t say you get no respect, because you get FREE refills right up to 1990.

Like this:

It seems like the sun is always shining on The Ozarks, even at night. That’s because this place is hidden and full of love, like a beating heart.

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