It seems like the sun is always shining on The Ozarks, even at night. That’s because this place is hidden and full of love, like a beating heart.

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If you are what you eat, then my ducks are The Ozarks. That means my ducks are 100% Pure Romance.

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I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. (Powdered love poetry and water sold separately.)

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If April in The Ozarks smells like 100% Pure Romance, it’s because we use the freshest organic love poetry. The earnest words of yearning are all locally grown right here in my heart.

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Lots of companies brag that they make their products with love, but with organic soap, I am really making it with love. What is a fragrance that triggers heart-fluttering nostalgia if not love?

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If you thought bull riding was dangerous, you should try straddling a bucking cloud. I’ve never attempted something so crazy, because not only am I afraid of heights, but I’m also terrified of floating condensed water vapor.

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We only have a finite amount of laughter in our lungs, and when we use it up, that’s it, we’re all Hillary Clinton supporters. But don’t be afraid. That’s why I’m now selling raw packets of laughter, all organic and ethically grown, for ONLY $19.95!

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The best kind of business is an open business. Even a bad business that’s open is better than a good business that’s closed.

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McDonald’s is The Pope of the food industry, and by that I mean it takes Evil and disguises it as something tantalizing to be obtained, to the detriment of your body and soul.

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Lilly Hobbs versus Fast Food. Quality overcomes speed. A local business For The Win!

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It seems like the sun is always shining on The Ozarks, even at night. That’s because this place is hidden and full of love, like a beating heart.

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If you are what you eat, then my ducks are The Ozarks. That means my ducks are 100% Pure Romance.

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I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. (Powdered love poetry and water sold separately.)

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If April in The Ozarks smells like 100% Pure Romance, it’s because we use the freshest organic love poetry. The earnest words of yearning are all locally grown right here in my heart.

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Lots of companies brag that they make their products with love, but with organic soap, I am really making it with love. What is a fragrance that triggers heart-fluttering nostalgia if not love?

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We only have a finite amount of laughter in our lungs, and when we use it up, that’s it, we’re all Hillary Clinton supporters. But don’t be afraid. That’s why I’m now selling raw packets of laughter, all organic and ethically grown, for ONLY $19.95!

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The best kind of business is an open business. Even a bad business that’s open is better than a good business that’s closed.

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McDonald’s is The Pope of the food industry, and by that I mean it takes Evil and disguises it as something tantalizing to be obtained, to the detriment of your body and soul.

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Lilly Hobbs versus Fast Food. Quality overcomes speed. A local business For The Win!

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